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We left Arcata at 9am, and got home to Portland at midnight. Now it’s 1am. Look at all the pretty pictures I took.

Pepper and Grandma

I wish I had been recording when Pepper saw grandma for the first time in two years. At first I was kind of worried because...

Visiting Grandma

By the time you’re reading this, we’re probably on our way to Northern California to see grandma. I haven’t seen her since October 2013, when...

You Might Be a Bully If:

You find that people are usually too sensitive for your witty observational humor The people you’re joking with aren’t actually laughing Nobody gets you People...

Head. Hurts

I forgot to eat for most of today, so now I have this splitting fucking headache. And now that I finally did eat dinner, I...

About Broadchurch…

1. You should be watching this. 2. It’s free on Netflix streaming 3. I have no idea what British people are talking about with their...

Beast Portland

Editor’s Note: I wrote this at 1 a.m. while tired and more than a little drunk from 6 perfect courses of amazing food and wine....

Dildo Update

Dildecorations still going strong. Hawthorne dildecoration still present and accounted for. No sign of the notorious Clinton street dildo thieves. pic.twitter.com/cjZoFWrR5r — Marina Rose Martinez...

Sleep Cycles

As I’m writing Wednesday’s blog, something that has become unusual for me is happening. It’s still Tuesday. When the massively shitty heat wave hit Portland...

It’s Important to Say

There’s never a justification for having sex with someone who either can not or does not consent to having sex with you. Non-consensual sex includes...

Getting Organized

I spent most of Monday organizing our shelves. So far, this is the sum total of my accomplishment. Well, this and a 50 gallon bag...

Action Fatigue

Today I was talking to my buddy Charles about the blow-back from the Supreme Court’s decision on gay marriage, and this came up. After such...