Make The Thing

Do you realize that you are unique? Not all that bullshit about the probability of this human and that human and whichever charming neanderthals got...

How to be a #NastyWoman

Tell people about yourself. Specifically how great you are. Fashion don’t? More like Fashion don’t give a fuck what you shitlords think. Fuck. However you...

Trump Dildo

Hey bros. Cool new thing. It’s called Trump Dildo and you should get onto it dudes. Regular Trump is boring. Also he is lame.  ...

I am the ladies room

I haven’t had the time, or frankly the emotional fortitude to read all this anti trans toilet law bullshit. But is there something in there...

Food Diary

So I guess you’ve heard. Hot young lady founders of trendy up-and-coming companies have started posting their food diaries for the likes of Elle, and...

David Bowie

There are so many people writing about Bowie. How could you not? Like every freak since 1969, I had a David Bowie album. I had...

How to Live in Portland

Maybe it’s not my place to advise on this, being a recent transplant. I mean, I’m basically the whole reason ‘Old Portland’ is dead. Remember...

I Love Being Ugly

Nor should there be any reason for low-class trifling hoes, and yet here you are. I liked Tyra Sanchez because she was the perfect combination...

What is School For?

Yesterday I shared some tips for those unfortunate souls who might find themselves entering into our fine public education system. Today, I’m going to talk...

Hipster on Hipster Violence

Ian Hespelt, an attendee at infamous bike activism event Critical Mass was caught on video hitting a Zipcar with his U-Lock in San Francisco, and...

Union Yes

It’s Labor Day, so I’m just going to take this opportunity to point out the fact that the rich-poor gap in America is worse than...

It’s Important to Say

There’s never a justification for having sex with someone who either can not or does not consent to having sex with you. Non-consensual sex includes...

Action Fatigue

Today I was talking to my buddy Charles about the blow-back from the Supreme Court’s decision on gay marriage, and this came up. After such...