
What I Wore: Falling for Fall
Sweater and shirt are from Goodwill Doc Martins are from Crossroads on Hawthorne. Skirt, leggings and socks are from Target. Bag is from Chrome Lipstick...
I do what I want.
Sweater and shirt are from Goodwill Doc Martins are from Crossroads on Hawthorne. Skirt, leggings and socks are from Target. Bag is from Chrome Lipstick...
Content Warning: Physical abuse, mention sexual advances on a minor. The first time I had sex with my now husband, I told him roughly three...
It hurts me to say this. I am disappointed in Mass Effect Andromeda. I was practically drooling when I played Dragon Age Inquisition in 2014...
Because the wolf is no longer at the gate. He closed the gate. On us. In here. With him. And you don’t seem to feel...
I am so tired. I actually took the afternoon off work to stare blankly at the computer with occasional crying. Okay, more like occasional not...
You were right, I do. Mom, You were abusive. And I loved you very much. There is no shame in either statement. Both are true....
So that happened. And my timelines are filled with good, smart, strong people utterly shocked that their country hates them. That in 2016 a candidate...
I feel like I’ve been inundated with images of racist, classist victories. One scroll through my timeline and I see police in riot gear hitting...
We have this narrative that all you have to do to be a Good Human is figure out how to keep your house clean, capitalize...
Chapter 7: Girl Talk Chapter 1 – The Annihilator (NSFW -Explicit sex) Chapter 2 – The Annihilator is Dead Chapter 3 – It Was a...
I’ve been going through a hard time lately. Kind of because my business closed, but not really. The real reason is something I started to...
For everybody asking why the Republican party only speaks out against Trump when he denigrates white women, I have the answer. These conservatives are only appalled...
One thing I really appreciate about the Pacific Northwest is how we all go around acting really sorry to have bothered anybody we happen to...
This is for all y’all Democrats because I know you love this cerebral wordy college shit. Michael Moore has said he believes only satire can...
There’s a universal truth that nobody wants to look at, despite the fact that it is probably the most pervasive reality on earth. Some parents...
Friend Ruby found this modern bridal meditation on the true cost of perfectionism the other day and shared it with me, proto-bride. My initial reaction...
I haven’t had the time, or frankly the emotional fortitude to read all this anti trans toilet law bullshit. But is there something in there...
Most of us who have separated ourselves from the narcissistic, emotionally manipulative and abusive people in our lives have been asked some really dumb questions...
So I guess you’ve heard. Hot young lady founders of trendy up-and-coming companies have started posting their food diaries for the likes of Elle, and...
So, this ALL CAPS pro-Hillary rant has been making the rounds, and I have to say, there are some good points re: the misogyny that...
I want to say something about authenticity, and I’ll probably say it wrong; but I don’t have time for perfect people. Frequently, I feel like...
This is something I do every year for the holidays. I collect the funniest and most interesting tweets from around the Internet into Halls of...
Friend Lisa shared this really well written article by a Ellen Burns, who isn’t inviting her mother to her wedding because they’re estranged, and she...
Why don’t we all put our phones down and look at our children. Stare at them. Look deep into their tiny child eyes and just...
Kerchief from REI Sweater from the Thrift Store Emerald Green Tank from Old Navy Blue and Grey striped long-sleeve from Old Navy via the Thrift...
I think I have to finally admit that I have been sick. Halloween wrecked me, there’s something wrong with my back, and yesterday somebody on...
This is something I do every year for the holidays. I collect the funniest and most interesting tweets from around the Internet into Halls of...
I sneezed so hard I bit the inside of my mouth and now it hurts. I had a tour tonight, so for an hour and...
Nor should there be any reason for low-class trifling hoes, and yet here you are. I liked Tyra Sanchez because she was the perfect combination...
I want to be clear: This is not a sponsored post. I was wrong, and I’m writing to correct it. You know nobody would ever...
Republicans are threatening to shut down the government. Again. Over healthcare. Again. (Some info on the last time this happened, if you forgot.) This time,...
Yesterday I shared some tips for those unfortunate souls who might find themselves entering into our fine public education system. Today, I’m going to talk...
Advice for weirdos, geniuses, and everyone else who falls through the cracks. I’ve talked a little about my terrible high school experience. I was never...
I was not a popular child. Despite all efforts to the contrary, I find myself to be a pretty friendly adult. It’s rare I have...
Just your friendly neighborhood bloggist reminding you that popular fashion photographer Terry Richardson is a fucking rapist. But don’t take my word for it. Here’s...
Three years ago today I got into some major drama with my family over Pepper. Over the course of one week, she was abandoned when...
I’ve been beating around the bush about Ben and my decision to get married. Some people have asked about “the proposal.” There wasn’t one. That’s...
No really. I’m asking. So far I have: No weird “taking cow to market” isle walking No pronouncing “man and wife” The less money given...
Dad: So, Ben’s finally going to make an honest woman out of you? Me: Yeah right. If anything, I’m making an honest woman out of...
“And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...
I found all these images online and tried to get as close to the original source as possible. If you want me to take your...
August 9 was South African Woman’s day, and this was the shit that got served to them by Bic. Because in my life as a...
In case you missed it, Black Lives Matter interrupted a Bernie Sanders rally on Saturday, and they are getting all kinds of truly racist flack...
I was talking to a friend on Monday night, bemoaning the sad state wherein I just started to get a handle on my overworking problem...
You find that people are usually too sensitive for your witty observational humor The people you’re joking with aren’t actually laughing Nobody gets you People...
The whole world is made for us cis hetero trash, and what do we do? Fuck it all up by uncontrollable breeding and religious hate-speech....
We saw Ant Man on Friday, which I totally enjoyed, but I did have some issues with the character of Louis, played by Michael Peña,...
Dildecorations still going strong. Hawthorne dildecoration still present and accounted for. No sign of the notorious Clinton street dildo thieves. pic.twitter.com/cjZoFWrR5r — Marina Rose Martinez...
It seems like the world has finally caught up to what we Portlanders have known to be true for months now. Our awesome city has...
There’s never a justification for having sex with someone who either can not or does not consent to having sex with you. Non-consensual sex includes...