Dear Straight Dudes, I Love You: Magic Mike XXL Review
I know I get heavy with the feminism sometimes. It’s only because I’m a dried up, bitter cunt whose only joy in life is to...
I do what I want.
I know I get heavy with the feminism sometimes. It’s only because I’m a dried up, bitter cunt whose only joy in life is to...
John Stewart pointed it out last month with Caitlyn Jenner’s triumphant coming out, but it bears repeating. Every woman in our society is sorted on...
I crocheted a sperm. I have no idea what to do with it. I was trying to crochet a doll. I made its head, was...
You are Stitch! You’re a monster specially engineered for destruction, but there are times when you wonder if there’s more to life. Friends describe you...
Today is the day that equal marriage became the rule of law in the United States. Thanks to a supreme court decision, minority rights have...
Mine would be itchy sole of foot while wearing boots. As you can probably tell, allergies continue to prevail.
The man butt has long been a neglected feature in gaming. It’s a shame because the lady butt is practically a major field of study...
Donald Duck Trump is running for President. If you don’t know, now you know. This fucking guy. The only good thing I can say about...
My name is Marina Rose Martinez, I came into this country on January 14, 1985 at 5:52 p.m. at the Little Company of Mary Hospital...
But that’s the glory of having my own blog. I get to share my thoughts anyway. Mike “I’ve obviously never showered with a girl before”...
This is the first time I’ve ever been in LA and it hasn’t felt like home. It’s very surreal and a little bit lonely. I...
THIS ARTICLE IS ACTUALLY SFW IN THAT THERE IS NO NAKED PENIS. THERE ARE NAKED DUDES, AND IT IS ABOUT PORN, SO READ AT YOUR...
I had a totally different blog planned for tonight, and I’ll get to that tomorrow, but this bullshit just popped up on my TV about...
I live in Southeast, in school district #1JT, so I may have ballot options you don’t, or visa versa. This is, of course, my personal...
Diamonds? Blech. Flowers? God Damnit. Having trouble figuring out what to get your butch-as-fuck mama this Mother’s Day holiday? Don’t worry, baby, I will take...
I am exited to announce that, due to your amazing support for Jake and Jessica, I have been able to publish Volume 1 on Amazon....
“It was my choice, and now I will question myself for the next few weeks, maybe months.” That’s the opening sentence for this advertisement. I...
I miss The Golden Girls, man. This were some bitches who knew what was up. I’ve been watching a lot of contemporary shows like The...
After my post on sex-positive Patreon creators, comedian and podcast host Billy Procida (pronounced proceed-uh) reached out and let me know about the launch of...
Thank you so much everyone who became a patron, participated, or shared my links yesterday for my Patreon launch campaign. I wrote five extra posts,...
In honor of my Patreon launch, I’ll be posting every three hours today starting at 8am PST. In case you hadn’t heard, it turns out...
Today, this happened. Mid-rant, I compare rough sex to spicy food, and get an auto-fave from some poor person’s restaurant account. This is why it’s...
Last week, Mental Floss did a story on the Milhouse from Memory book. So I thought I’d try my hand. How’d I do? If nothing...
If you’ve read a book on branding lately (I mean, who hasn’t?) you’ll notice that they probably have McDonald’s listed as the “DON’T” example. Unlike...
I know you guys like it when I interview authors, especially those who are new to the market, so today I have newly self-published writer...
I am so fucking tired of people mentioning how shit it is that high-achieving women are bitches in the same situations where high-achieving men are...
Transman and long-time activist Ethan St. Pierre started lobbying Congress in 1995 on behalf of transgender hate crime victims and survivors after his aunt was...
Do you ever think to yourself, “this show is okay, but why is everybody so not a giant gay black guy or a Korean immigrant,...
*Changes are in red THURSDAY 8:30 a.m. – Wake up 9:30 a.m. – Conference call 10:00 a.m. – Draft deadline 11:00 a.m. – Sneak breakfast...
Today my friend Heina and I traded blog posts. You can find their regular blog at www.freethoughtblogs.com/heinous where they write about race, gender, being an...
When we lived in LA, I went to a very nice dentist. She was a gentle, kind soul. The type of person who felt genuinely...
Netflix has announced that it will be kicking some solid gold gems out of their Instant streaming on March 1, so you need to get...
One year ago today (or yesterday, from where you’re sitting) we left Los Angeles for Portland, Oregon: city of opportunity, land of dreams, way better...
Chapter 6 – Sweet Brothings – NSFW Chapter 1 – The Annihilator (NSFW -Explicit sex) Chapter 2 – The Annihilator is Dead Chapter 3 – It...
One time my therapist, not coincidentally the one I ended up firing for being crazy, told me that she didn’t understand why I made my...
Mota, the skunk of my people has recently been made legal here in my beloved home state of Oregon. And while I wholeheartedly support the...
I agree with most of this, but I’d say that being poor ultimately made me a far better financial planner. I used to shop with...
Oh man, I can’t remember if you wrote this before or after the dog thing, but this is at least a tiny bit relevant to...
I have endometriosis, which means that I have really painful periods. I take birth control, and that mostly takes care of it, but periods are...
PANHANDLING AND/OR HITCHHIKING I only panhandled one time. I was getting low on gas, and I had no money, so I made a sign that...
Everybody loves to fuck (asexuals excepted, of course). Nobody loves getting fucked. Or at least we don’t talk about it if we do. We live...
Fine. I do say that I’ll always answer any blog request. Preparing yourself to visit the tax person is excruciating and I hate it. For...
“Do you like living in this house?” I nodded, too busy crying to say anything intelligible. Even so, it was a lie. I hated living...
As seen in a shop in Sellwood about six months ago.
Ben found this article about 15 honest questions the person you marry should be able to answer. We don’t really believe in the sanctity of...
I am now 30 years old. I’m just surprised I didn’t suffer from birthday depression, although it seems like I haven’t had a proper birthday...
1. Do you like toast? 3. Do you make toast? 2. Do you like the toast you make? Use the key below to calculate your...
I was talking to friend Charles today and our conversation reminded me about the nine horrible months I spent working at the public library. I...
This morning, 12 people were murdered at the headquarters of the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo in Paris. Since then, the world has gone frantic with...