Bomb Puns
And a blank one for you to play along at home!
I do what I want.
And a blank one for you to play along at home!
In case you were wondering, “They can’t order me to stop dreaming” is a direct quote from the original 1950 Disney Cinderella cartoon.
The inspiration
The selfie in question:
This is what I did tonight. I noticed that when I lived in a dry climate I could wear my headset all day without issue,...
Ben got a full time job. Full time freelancing really isn’t his style. He was really stressed out by it, which was stressing me out....
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I forgot to eat for most of today, so now I have this splitting fucking headache. And now that I finally did eat dinner, I...
It seems like the world has finally caught up to what we Portlanders have known to be true for months now. Our awesome city has...
I crocheted a sperm. I have no idea what to do with it. I was trying to crochet a doll. I made its head, was...
At 10:30 pm PST tonight I’ll be giving out #freedesign for 1 hour. First 3 responses guaranteed product. Must fit in a 900px square. Pls...
NAME: Brussel Simmons ORIGIN STORY: Good friend of Jane’s, just happy to be here. Really.
NAME: Jane Griffen ORIGIN STORY: Jane is starting to realize this isn’t a Tae Bo intensive. Fun fact: After drawing this, I realized that a...
NAME: Mad Dog McConnel ORIGIN STORY: Mad Dog started doing wetwork for the Irish mob at the tender age of 11. His special move was...
Friend Chief suggested that I attempt to name all 151 original Pokémon after I told him I only know Pikachu, Charmander and Q-Bone… who apparently...
I realized today that I am really mean to myself. When I know I’m tired, or if some part of my job takes a lot...
In honor of my Patreon launch, I’ll be posting every three hours today starting at 8am PST. Look at what friend Ann got us at...
In honor of my Patreon launch, I’ll be posting every three hours today starting at 8am PST. In case you hadn’t heard, it turns out...
Last week, Mental Floss did a story on the Milhouse from Memory book. So I thought I’d try my hand. How’d I do? If nothing...
You can usually tell how busy and overwhelmed I am based on how jacked up my nails are. It took me three weeks to finally...
As seen in a shop in Sellwood about six months ago.
In other news, can I just say how tired I am of books where the main character is a general shit, as well as unskilled...
They say that half of design is taking out the dicks and the swastikas. Anybody who works for milk, or milk-like products should add cum...
I can’t actually draw. All my sketches are digital because I literally sketch over a picture of the thing I need. See.
Share this image. Cop cams can’t prevent all police brutality, but cities where they’ve been instituted show marked improvement. And not just for the people....
It was over 100 degrees today, and the humidity is 60%. Why the fuck did I even move here, again? My head hasn’t stopped hurting...
The other day an older lady tried to get my attention about something while I was listening to an audiobook, so I took one earbud...
I have this problem where I don’t consider how minor changes might affect my performance. For example, it was 90 fucking degrees in Portland today,...
Welcome to July 20th. The day Southeast Portland finally, finally, ran out of fireworks.
Up for grabs. Who wants it?
In the shower this morning Ben and I imagined a lady warrior so awesome that she could squish unwanted pregnancies back into periods with the...
I did another Reddit Gets Drawn.
Here are some more drawings I did for Reddit. I got so wrapped up in unpacking that it completely slipped my mind. So, drawings.
I played Titan Fall until my heat felt like it was about to pop. So here are some feet I drew last week.
Today, I learned about RedditGetsDrawn, and I drew a fellow Redditor. You can click here to see the original request. considering that it’s been years...
While I was going through my closets trying to find shit to give to goodwill today, I ran across a journal I kept between 2005...
Ben bought me a toy batman for Christmas. He has bendable legs. I have a feeling we’re going to be great friends. I’ve been tagging...
On the one hand, I’m so happy to be back in a position where Friday happens and instead of relief or, more lately, shame at...
Title is from this motherfucker: