What I Wore: I’m a Farmer

Hash House a Go Go hat is Ben’s Red Banana Republic hoodie is from Crossroads on Hawthorne. Patagonia flannel is from the used section of...

What I Wore: Weather Witch

Cardigan is from Target Jones New York dress was a gift from friend Carrie Blue tank is from The Gap Leggings were purchased at JC...

What I Wore: Captain Vibes

I feel like this coat makes me look like a pirate captain.     Hand tailored Martin Berens Tall Fashions of California wool coat is...

What I Wore: A Good Monster

Lazy at home post-shower, pre-brunch pics. This is my favorite shirt.   Sportsbra and Donatello shirt is from Target Not Your Daughter’s Jeans that I...

What I Wore: Grandpa Time

Sweater and shirt are from Goodwill Pants are Melissa McCarthy brand from Macy’s Izod sneakers are from Buffalo Exchange on Hawthorne Phone is a Samsung...

Queer.

Content Warning: Physical abuse, mention sexual advances on a minor. The first time I had sex with my now husband, I told him roughly three...

Make The Thing

Do you realize that you are unique? Not all that bullshit about the probability of this human and that human and whichever charming neanderthals got...

Dog Questions

Why is it that we have to spell every other word that has anything to do with food or exercise in this house, but the...

How to be a #NastyWoman

Tell people about yourself. Specifically how great you are. Fashion don’t? More like Fashion don’t give a fuck what you shitlords think. Fuck. However you...

Just 1:38am Things

I’m listening to Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s audiobook In My Own Words and true to title, they actually do have recordings of speeches she’s given. Which...

Fall Intensifies

Tonight I ate pumpkin spice mochi ice cream and I am not sorry, because it was hella good. I was worried that the ice cream...

Fall 

“I, Spartacus Jones, challenge you, Ebinezer McScruffins to a duel. You have spread your filthmusk upon my tree for the last time, you son of...

Bomb Puns

And a blank one for you to play along at home!

How to Run the Show

I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...

The Experiment

This is an experiment. Perhaps a terrible one. I’m tired of trying to prove my skills have value to strangers. If there’s something I do...

Trump Dildo

Hey bros. Cool new thing. It’s called Trump Dildo and you should get onto it dudes. Regular Trump is boring. Also he is lame.  ...