Play The Mouth Music

I forgot to write a blog. Below is every synonym for cunnilingus in the Sex Lexis, a dictionary of sexual terms. clitorilingus, cunnilinctio, cunnilinction, cunnilincto,...

I’d Rather Be Reading

I have this problem where I don’t consider how minor changes might affect my performance. For example, it was 90 fucking degrees in Portland today,...

Wasted Again

Today I got fired from the job I didn’t want. As far as I can tell, it’s because I said fuck and someone more important...

Yay?

Yesterday I lost a contract I thought I had in the bag. Today I interviewed for a job I don’t want and I got it....

Too Fat for Photoshop

[Link to the article, for the curious] Oh man. I’m too tired to think of my own topic, so tackling the wasps nest that is...

How to Calm Down

I’ve had a lot of work-related stress lately. And by lately, I mean daily for as long as I can remember. I went to my...