Queer.

Content Warning: Physical abuse, mention sexual advances on a minor. The first time I had sex with my now husband, I told him roughly three...

Make The Thing

Do you realize that you are unique? Not all that bullshit about the probability of this human and that human and whichever charming neanderthals got...

Dog Questions

Why is it that we have to spell every other word that has anything to do with food or exercise in this house, but the...

How to be a #NastyWoman

Tell people about yourself. Specifically how great you are. Fashion don’t? More like Fashion don’t give a fuck what you shitlords think. Fuck. However you...

Just 1:38am Things

I’m listening to Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s audiobook In My Own Words and true to title, they actually do have recordings of speeches she’s given. Which...

Fall Intensifies

Tonight I ate pumpkin spice mochi ice cream and I am not sorry, because it was hella good. I was worried that the ice cream...

FallĀ 

“I, Spartacus Jones, challenge you, Ebinezer McScruffins to a duel. You have spread your filthmusk upon my tree for the last time, you son of...

How to Run the Show

I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...

The Experiment

This is an experiment. Perhaps a terrible one. I’m tired of trying to prove my skills have value to strangers. If there’s something I do...

Trump Dildo

Hey bros. Cool new thing. It’s called Trump Dildo and you should get onto it dudes. Regular Trump is boring. Also he is lame.  ...

I am the ladies room

I haven’t had the time, or frankly the emotional fortitude to read all this anti trans toilet law bullshit. But is there something in there...

2015 Year in Review

The previous years in review are here: 2014 2013 2012 You may have noticed that I’m not posting 5 days a week anymore. I might...