How to Run the Show

I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...

The Experiment

This is an experiment. Perhaps a terrible one. I’m tired of trying to prove my skills have value to strangers. If there’s something I do...

Imaginary Friends

I think this might be the most difficult question I’ve ever been asked. When I was a kid, I wasn’t really allowed to watch TV....

2 Day Headache

I have had a headache for two days, so this answer will in no way do justice to this question, which taps into a vast...

Fuck Legacy

Oh man, I can’t remember if you wrote this before or after the dog thing, but this is at least a tiny bit relevant to...

My Mourning Jacket

I don’t think I ever had anything I pined after as a child, but one jacket was my pride and joy as a teenager, and...

Why I Can’t Even

I’ve been working too much. I feel like my brain is oatmeal at the end of the day. The only thing I have to really...

Wedding Jitters?

Facebook friend Jayna asked me to write about: A topic I know nothing about. Well, sort of nothing. I mean, I’ve never gotten married, but...

Cliffhanger!

Did you ever notice how wrestlers and baseball players were the dudes with the best butts? I don’t mean WWE, I mean old school wrestling....

PLU on my APL

This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked if there was anything they wanted me to blog about,...