You told me I would feel relieved when you died.
You were right, I do. Mom, You were abusive. And I loved you very much. There is no shame in either statement. Both are true....
I do what I want.
You were right, I do. Mom, You were abusive. And I loved you very much. There is no shame in either statement. Both are true....
Fuck you for even making this a thing I had to see today. You wholly amoral piece of shit.
That’s how desperate I am. Of course, I called her after hours and left a message and about 80% of me hopes she never calls...
I spent the entire day sleeping, except for the evening, which I spent eating soup and playing Assassin’s Creed. I feel much better, although I...
By the time you’re reading this, we’re probably on our way to Northern California to see grandma. I haven’t seen her since October 2013, when...
It’s been over a year since we moved to Portland, and the housing market is hot right now. A lot of Portland developers like to...
Happy Thanksgiving, bitches. Here’s a little taste of the holiday goodness you can expect to be served fresh tomorrow. This is late because I spent...
Today I got fired from the job I didn’t want. As far as I can tell, it’s because I said fuck and someone more important...
Bliss by Lisa Henry and Heidi Belleau Thanks to NetGalley for the review copy. Bliss will be available for purchase Aug. 18, 2014. Trigger warning:...
People, fellow grown-ups, I have something I need to tell you guys. If any part of your happiness, now or in the future, depends on...
1. Ditch all media that’s specifically made for your gender. 2. Look at yourself naked. Tell yourself you’re perfect just the way you are. 3....
This Memorial Day, we’re talking about how to write porn for the e-reader market in this holiday repost of my interview with erotic book author,...
So this is all I have to give you tonight. Actually I had a really good day. I took off early to play video games...
Stay classy, PETA. If you were wondering, aye papi lists his location as “Pizza Hut.” That’s Richmond, Virginia, if you were thinking of places to...
Driving to Oregon plus a cat.
And nobody said it was a stupid idea, which is about the most approval I’ve ever gotten for anything before I decided to go ahead...
I know, it’s embarrassing how late in life I have come to the gif-making party, but I didn’t have the Photoshop extension until I bought...
I’m writing this from bed because I’m really tired and it’s been a long day. On the face of it, I should be happy. I...
I’m writing this from my phone because I have nothing else left to give. I already haven’t been sleeping well and then Pepper decided to...
Aujourd’hui je farai un raconterai en Francais avec Rory’s Story Cubes. Le fable visuel: Lion plus en Égypte fait une sorcière s’apelle Fleur. Un jour,...
If you checked the site between 10pm PT last night and 8am PT this morning, you may have gotten the above image with a note...
While we were in Corvallis for our recent vacation, Ben’s mom took us to the campus to see the stick installation Patrick Dougherty had built...
For every guy that has a “friendzone” story, there’s a girl out there who has a story about “the friend guy.” The friend guy is...
Hey guys, a quick update to bring attention to a much-needed new blog. Big Boy Fashion is just getting started, but I’m so glad to...
I Thought All Wool Was the Same I work for an eco-friendly company as a copywriter, and although I knew that we sold New Zealand...
It seems like every summer, we get the same speech, especially here in Sunny Southern California, where sunbathing on pool loungers is not just a...
The American Futon Everyone remembers the futon, weather in their first apartment as a dual-purpose couch, or on a visit as a convertible guest bed....
Every summer, my grandmother and I would go on our pilgrimage to across the state, paying a visit to every relative in the line. Among...
My mom went through surgery fine, the tumor turned out to be very small, and had not yet spread anywhere. Thanks for your kind thoughts...
Here are some pictures from the commercial I did yesterday. These are my zombies: This girl was my favorite out of the ones I did:...
It’s 8:51. I’m using the wireless internet outside my job. I have to be in there in nine more minutes. I hate this job, but...