You told me I would feel relieved when you died.
You were right, I do. Mom, You were abusive. And I loved you very much. There is no shame in either statement. Both are true....
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Fuck You, Internet
Fuck you for even making this a thing I had to see today. You wholly amoral piece of shit.
I Actually Called a Doctor
That’s how desperate I am. Of course, I called her after hours and left a message and about 80% of me hopes she never calls...
Sick Day 2
I spent the entire day sleeping, except for the evening, which I spent eating soup and playing Assassin’s Creed. I feel much better, although I...
Visiting Grandma
By the time you’re reading this, we’re probably on our way to Northern California to see grandma. I haven’t seen her since October 2013, when...
The Perfect House
It’s been over a year since we moved to Portland, and the housing market is hot right now. A lot of Portland developers like to...
Holiday Repost: Thanksgiving 2013
Happy Thanksgiving, bitches. Here’s a little taste of the holiday goodness you can expect to be served fresh tomorrow. This is late because I spent...
Wasted Again
Today I got fired from the job I didn’t want. As far as I can tell, it’s because I said fuck and someone more important...
Dirty, Sexy Slavery – Review of Bliss
Bliss by Lisa Henry and Heidi Belleau Thanks to NetGalley for the review copy. Bliss will be available for purchase Aug. 18, 2014. Trigger warning:...
That Sounds Like a You Problem
People, fellow grown-ups, I have something I need to tell you guys. If any part of your happiness, now or in the future, depends on...
5 Things Everyone Should Do to Overthrow the Gender Binary Right Now
1. Ditch all media that’s specifically made for your gender. 2. Look at yourself naked. Tell yourself you’re perfect just the way you are. 3....
Writing Porn eBooks for Fun and Profit
This Memorial Day, we’re talking about how to write porn for the e-reader market in this holiday repost of my interview with erotic book author,...
My Head Hurts
So this is all I have to give you tonight. Actually I had a really good day. I took off early to play video games...
MLK 2014 Twitter Hall of Fame
Stay classy, PETA. If you were wondering, aye papi lists his location as “Pizza Hut.” That’s Richmond, Virginia, if you were thinking of places to...
Driving to Oregon – Christmas 2013
Driving to Oregon plus a cat.
At Least Four People Thought This was a Good Idea
And nobody said it was a stupid idea, which is about the most approval I’ve ever gotten for anything before I decided to go ahead...
The Day I Learned to Make a GIF
I know, it’s embarrassing how late in life I have come to the gif-making party, but I didn’t have the Photoshop extension until I bought...
Rejection
I’m writing this from bed because I’m really tired and it’s been a long day. On the face of it, I should be happy. I...
From the desk of bed
I’m writing this from my phone because I have nothing else left to give. I already haven’t been sleeping well and then Pepper decided to...
Fleur et Tortue Dans Le Téléphone
Aujourd’hui je farai un raconterai en Francais avec Rory’s Story Cubes. Le fable visuel: Lion plus en Égypte fait une sorcière s’apelle Fleur. Un jour,...
Movin’ On Up
If you checked the site between 10pm PT last night and 8am PT this morning, you may have gotten the above image with a note...
Pomp & Circumstance at Oregon State University
While we were in Corvallis for our recent vacation, Ben’s mom took us to the campus to see the stick installation Patrick Dougherty had built...
Friendzoneing and Game Relationships
For every guy that has a “friendzone” story, there’s a girl out there who has a story about “the friend guy.” The friend guy is...
Kiss Me, Fat Boy!
Hey guys, a quick update to bring attention to a much-needed new blog. Big Boy Fashion is just getting started, but I’m so glad to...
Shame on Australia!
I Thought All Wool Was the Same I work for an eco-friendly company as a copywriter, and although I knew that we sold New Zealand...
The Sun Is Your Friend
It seems like every summer, we get the same speech, especially here in Sunny Southern California, where sunbathing on pool loungers is not just a...
American Futon
The American Futon Everyone remembers the futon, weather in their first apartment as a dual-purpose couch, or on a visit as a convertible guest bed....
Mow Your Way To Better Health
Every summer, my grandmother and I would go on our pilgrimage to across the state, paying a visit to every relative in the line. Among...
update
My mom went through surgery fine, the tumor turned out to be very small, and had not yet spread anywhere. Thanks for your kind thoughts...
Zombies!
Here are some pictures from the commercial I did yesterday. These are my zombies: This girl was my favorite out of the ones I did:...
We’re Good
It’s 8:51. I’m using the wireless internet outside my job. I have to be in there in nine more minutes. I hate this job, but...