So Long, Stinkcity!

One year ago today (or yesterday, from where you’re sitting) we left Los Angeles for Portland, Oregon: city of opportunity, land of dreams, way better...

Fun with Tags

Today I spent nearly every hour of my non-work day making tags for my erotica section. All so that you, dear reader, can bask in...

Foundation Music

That time we were packing and I found all my tapes from high school…   From the top left corner Row 1: Tom Petty; The...

Cry Me a River

One time my therapist, not coincidentally the one I ended up firing for being crazy, told me that she didn’t understand why I made my...

Unfuck Your Otter Box

The only Otter Box color they had for sale in the T-Mobile store when I bought my phone was black. And I have a policy...

2 Day Headache

I have had a headache for two days, so this answer will in no way do justice to this question, which taps into a vast...

Fuck Legacy

Oh man, I can’t remember if you wrote this before or after the dog thing, but this is at least a tiny bit relevant to...

How to Get Fucked

Everybody loves to fuck (asexuals excepted, of course). Nobody loves getting fucked. Or at least we don’t talk about it if we do. We live...