Buffalo Airstation N300 Killed My Baby
Without remorse. Then it ate him. My life will never be the same. Ok, maybe I never had a baby (that we know of). But...
Month: May 2013
Bring Me My Brown Pants
There once was a pirate captain who felt strongly that as the leader he should never show fear, or even be seen to bleed. Whenever...
Goodbye Hitler Teapot
The JC Penny Hitler teapot billboard has been taken down. One week after this beautiful Hitler-coaster roared to a start, it’s all over in a...
Review: Fast and the Furious 6
There’s a lot of hate in the world for the Fast and the Furious movies, and yeah, they’re not what I’d call cerebral, but I’m...
Memorial Day Repost: The Time I Was Accidentally A Bully
I’m probably the only person who pays such close attention to these things, but you may have notice that I had two updates on Thursday,...
Livetweeting Tokyo Drift
I’m honestly having a hard time remembering when I had more fun than I just had livetweeting the amazing mess that is The Fast and...
The Do’s and Dont”s of Moving In-Together
Rae Johnston, Techlife editor, Bioshock affectionado, and all around delightful twitter personality was quoting this article on how to prepare for co-habitation earlier today, and...
Freelancing Update
Quick recap: Friday, May 10 was my last day of full-time employment. Monday May 13 was my first day at my new company: Marina Martinez...
Hitler Teapot
AN EVEN UPDATE-IER UPTDATE The Telegraph riding all of our tails to glory over here. I’m just saying. I saw that Hitler pot when nobody...
You Made Me Do This
Any special requests for tomorrow’s blog? Otherwise you’re getting a list of ways that Leslie Knope and I are the same person. — Marina Rose...
Fuck.
Ben just pointed out that I left my $120 vibrator out and the dog chewed on it. I mean, it was totally clean, I just...
The 5:30 Blues
First, look at how adorable this is: They fell asleep like this with the light on. The dog is actually awake in that picture, but...
What About Day Three?
On his album Final Engagement, Marc Maron has a joke about “day three.” And you’ll have to go find it yourself because I could not...
3 Things You Should Never Buy the Target Version Of
I love Target. I especially love that their generic stuff is almost always just as good as the regular version. However, there are three products...
Day 1: Success
So this morning I was having an absolute heart attack because I drew up our new budget and realized that in order to keep the...
New Job
I know, it was really fast, but I’ve already found my new job and I start today. It’s Puzzle and Dragons. All joking aside, if...
Two Corns Passing in the Night
If you weren’t aware, (how could you not be) the amazing and wonderful Hyperbole and a Half has come back to us with two consecutive...
Laid Off
I knew this was coming, I made all the plans and preparations a person in that situation can possibly make before they really know for...
Headaches from All Directions
I’ve had a killer headache since lunch. So I’ll be quick. You might be wondering if I’ve gotten laid off. I’m wondering too. Still no...
To the Man I Shushed
Dear Sir, You were sweeping up paper bits in front of the elevators at approximately 9:40 Monday morning at 2001 Wilshire in Santa Monica when...
A Shack of My Own
So this happened: I think the question we all want to know the answer to is can The @corcoran_group find me a shack to die...
Lists of Plans
Remember that bit of icon work I showed you guys on Wednesday? Well, here’s what it turned into: I’m bothered by the hair and the...
The Falsehood of Strength
This is the post I’ve been trying, and failing to write for the last few days. Due to some upcoming lay-offs at work, I’ve been...
All’s Fair in Love and Unicorn Love
Once again, I have failed to write about my serious times feelings regarding the lay offs at my work. It’s a complicated ball of bullshit....