October Rent
I titled this piece back in the beginning of September, right after I’d paid the rent. At the time, I legitimately had no idea how...
I do what I want.
I titled this piece back in the beginning of September, right after I’d paid the rent. At the time, I legitimately had no idea how...
Title is from this motherfucker:
It’s midnight. I suddenly find myself extremely busy. I made this for Ben, but you can have it too.
Thursday night Ben and I were sitting around trying to think of an appropriate couples costume for a party on Saturday. I was a dinosaur...
@Marinaisgo OMG I want to hear more about the safe neighborhood conversation with your mother-in-law. I was in tears laughing at your tweets — bithead...
Sometime all a girl can do is sit and watch Flashdance with her cat. Her extremely photogenic and patient cat. I haven’t actually finished the...
TRIGGER WARNING: Rape, antelope rape, AIDS-rabies I have a really dark sense of humor, and it’s gotten me in trouble. A lot. Frequently the only...
So after that little shooting thing I decided that maybe it would be a good idea to reevaluate my priorities. And I discovered that “Living...
Ben’s mom came down for the weekend to visit us and to see Zen master Thích Nhat Hanh, and she generously got tickets for us...
This morning I was standing in my kitchen wondering why it is I feel so miserable when it looks like things might be bad and...
Jonathan Coulton’s song Code Monkey is basically all I listened to for the last couple of months at my terrible office job. Unfortunately for me,...
When I learned about the car situation, I immediately started thinking of what I could make that would be able to earn some quick cash...
Friday I took the cars to the shop and learned that both would need significant repairs if we wanted to keep having cars for very...
You guys voted that the theme for the next Jake and Jessica story would be inspired by Ice Cube’s Today was a Good Day, and...
The way I think about writing is the way I hear runners talk about running. I kind of hate it, but I also never want...
Friend Aldo recently commented that he should be coming to me for gay erotica/romance recommendations. Having no blog for today, I decided to share my...
SUCK UP: To anybody who can help you with this project. Only think in terms of the current project. Feel free to deride, even abuse...
This morning at 2 am I was wide awake. Not only for the usual reasons, but also because I felt terrible about killing that cat...
Based on the results from last week’s totally awesome poll, you guys wanted to hear about epiphany, explicit sex and a 20-year old cat in...
And nobody said it was a stupid idea, which is about the most approval I’ve ever gotten for anything before I decided to go ahead...
While we were all at grandma’s on Monday, my mom announced that we were going to dump my late grandfather’s ashes in the yard before...
Today I spent the entire day in bed with the exception of the 5 miles I walked my dog, which I do everyday if I...
Grandma left today, and I spent the entire day running around doing last minute errands, catching up on the shopping I didn’t do this weekend,...