Use Your Brain

For fuck’s sake. I’m currently filling out the What Color is Your Parachute interactive tabled app, and there’s a section where I have to tell...

From the desk of bed

I’m writing this from my phone because I have nothing else left to give. I already haven’t been sleeping well and then Pepper decided to...

Share the Hate

I’m not having a good day. Rather than talk about that, let me introduce my new Tumblr project: The Hate Report. I’m collecting quotes and...

Learning to Swim

Ben and I recorded about an hour of video today, and I’m slowly going through it trying to pull relevant clips. The original intention had...

Porn’s Here!

I just heard that I have to be at work at 9 a.m. tomorrow. So it’s time to go to bed. But this happened earlier....

Bud Light Dextro!

That’s right people. Those are the dulcet, unflanged tones of voice actor Brandon Keener, aka Garrus Vakarian. You can thank Ben for finding this. He...

Mr. White Man

I was walking in to work this morning, listening to the music on my phone and Brother Ali’s The Travelers came on. If you’re wondering...

The Monday After

So after my weekend of suck, I actually had a really good Monday. No I can’t tell you about it. You should be my facebook...

The Downward Spiral

I appear to be on this trend where I start the week OK and then by Thursday/Friday I’m a complete wreck. Yesterday’s post seemed so...