The Eternal Question

Happy April Fools’ Day! This year, I decided to make a splash page to honor this month’s third most-popular search term that leads people to...

Vacation Day

I realized the other day that I’ve done some kind of work every single day for as far back as I can remember. The only...

McDonald’s, Stahp

If you’ve read a book on branding lately (I mean, who hasn’t?) you’ll notice that they probably have McDonald’s listed as the “DON’T” example. Unlike...

I Call It “Pop Deco”

You can usually tell how busy and overwhelmed I am based on how jacked up my nails are. It took me three weeks to finally...

What Should I Blog About?

So you’re suffering from writer’s block. I am here to help. And none of those shit “talk about your first kiss” topics everybody always suggests....

Female Ambition

I am so fucking tired of people mentioning how shit it is that high-achieving women are bitches in the same situations where high-achieving men are...

How to Headbutt

I’ve been watching a lot of UK Shameless, and they headbutt each other a lot in that show. But it always looks like they’re doing...

12:15 a.m.

I’m too tired to write anything. I accidently ate breakfast at 3 p.m. My elbow hurts for no reason. Here is a picture of my...

Itinerary

*Changes are in red THURSDAY 8:30 a.m. – Wake up 9:30 a.m. – Conference call 10:00 a.m. – Draft deadline 11:00 a.m. – Sneak breakfast...