I forgot what day it is
Today is Friday. For some reason, I spent all of yesterday thinking it was either Friday (so no need to write a blog) or Wednesday....
I do what I want.
Today is Friday. For some reason, I spent all of yesterday thinking it was either Friday (so no need to write a blog) or Wednesday....
This is the first time I’ve ever been in LA and it hasn’t felt like home. It’s very surreal and a little bit lonely. I...
By the time most of you read this I will have done it. I will be deep inside dreaded pit of insanity from whence I...
I think this might be the most difficult question I’ve ever been asked. When I was a kid, I wasn’t really allowed to watch TV....
There are a lot of unicorn sex products out there. There’s even a Pinterest board devoted to this. I don’t actually know much about unicorns...
As you know, I’m from Los Angeles, where earthquakes are a pretty common thing. The only time I ever had an earthquake kit was when...
Oh my fucking drag queen Jesus, it’s a true fact. I have loved this man since The Wood. To this day I have no idea...
THIS ARTICLE IS ACTUALLY SFW IN THAT THERE IS NO NAKED PENIS. THERE ARE NAKED DUDES, AND IT IS ABOUT PORN, SO READ AT YOUR...
I had a totally different blog planned for tonight, and I’ll get to that tomorrow, but this bullshit just popped up on my TV about...
Holy shit. It’s 4pm. I totally forgot to blog last night. Here is an instalife update featuring all the shit I’ve put on Instagram since...
It’s not nearly as dramatic as it sounds. Somebody saw a dude pulling the pickle in his car, it turns out it was the CEO...
I live in Southeast, in school district #1JT, so I may have ballot options you don’t, or visa versa. This is, of course, my personal...
After Thursday’s How to Negotiate blog, I thought of some things I’ve heard and had said to me in negotiations that signaled I was working...
NAME: Jane Griffen ORIGIN STORY: Jane is starting to realize this isn’t a Tae Bo intensive. Fun fact: After drawing this, I realized that a...
Negotiation is one of the skills in our society that we sorely need, and yet, are never taught. Young people and people from disenfranchised communities...
Diamonds? Blech. Flowers? God Damnit. Having trouble figuring out what to get your butch-as-fuck mama this Mother’s Day holiday? Don’t worry, baby, I will take...
Mother’s Day is no time to be vague, bitch. If you happen to be the only person in our generation with money, this uterus necklace...
NAME: Mad Dog McConnel ORIGIN STORY: Mad Dog started doing wetwork for the Irish mob at the tender age of 11. His special move was...
I am exited to announce that, due to your amazing support for Jake and Jessica, I have been able to publish Volume 1 on Amazon....
“There are some people who never make it out of that puffed up adolescent phase. And some of those people go on to be police...