Mother’s Day is no time to be vague, bitch.
If you happen to be the only person in our generation with money, this uterus necklace is a cool $440.
Make sure that a world of hurt comes down on any other fucker who tries to hug your fucking mom. Siblings included. Fuck those guys.
“Oh, thank you. My daughter bought me this shirt.”
Two words: Vulva. Mug.