Mota, the skunk of my people has recently been made legal here in my beloved home state of Oregon. And while I wholeheartedly support the decision to legalize weed, I don’t have plans to be smoking any.
Is it because of my moral superiority? Is that stick in my ass just taking up too much room for any drugs to fit in my body?
I’d say no.
First off, I can’t smoke anything since I quit smoking cigarettes, so it’s primarily a health issue, but we all know that pot comes in multiple forms.
No, the truth is that I just don’t have time to be high.
Also, I watched my beloved great uncle give himself dementia smoking five times a day. After that, a little weed here and there doesn’t seem so very harmless.
But mostly it’s a scheduling issue.