Fall Intensifies

Tonight I ate pumpkin spice mochi ice cream and I am not sorry, because it was hella good. I was worried that the ice cream...

FallĀ 

“I, Spartacus Jones, challenge you, Ebinezer McScruffins to a duel. You have spread your filthmusk upon my tree for the last time, you son of...

Bomb Puns

And a blank one for you to play along at home!

How to Run the Show

I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...

The Experiment

This is an experiment. Perhaps a terrible one. I’m tired of trying to prove my skills have value to strangers. If there’s something I do...

Trump Dildo

Hey bros. Cool new thing. It’s called Trump Dildo and you should get onto it dudes. Regular Trump is boring. Also he is lame.  ...

I am the ladies room

I haven’t had the time, or frankly the emotional fortitude to read all this anti trans toilet law bullshit. But is there something in there...

2015 Year in Review

The previous years in review are here: 2014 2013 2012 You may have noticed that I’m not posting 5 days a week anymore. I might...

Food Diary

So I guess you’ve heard. Hot young lady founders of trendy up-and-coming companies have started posting their food diaries for the likes of Elle, and...

David Bowie

There are so many people writing about Bowie. How could you not? Like every freak since 1969, I had a David Bowie album. I had...

That went well

The dog has been extra needy since Ben and I started working out of the house more. She tends to whine constantly and pathetically whenever...

You Need to be Watching Jessica Jones

Because fantastical things happen. Like a side piece dude showing up and not completely taking over the plot. UPDATE: I haven’t watched any more episodes...

NYC Cabbie Calendar

A portion of the proceeds go to fund immigrant housing. You can buy it here. The hot-hot-hot pages of the 2016 NYC Taxi Drivers calendar....