It seems like the world has finally caught up to what we Portlanders have known to be true for months now. Our awesome city has been gifted with a mystical dildo fairy who I choose to call The Mad Dildoer. I’ve been keeping abreast of the situation on my personal twitter for some time.
The reign of the Mad Dildoer enters week 3 pic.twitter.com/YgTyvgac4w
— Marina Rose Martinez (@Marinaisgo) July 10, 2015
Mad Dildoer update: dildoes still there. pic.twitter.com/t9HbYY1bb7
— Marina Rose Martinez (@Marinaisgo) July 5, 2015
Portland's mad dildoer finally hit Hawthorne. #pdx pic.twitter.com/NEszXzieBx
— Marina Rose Martinez (@Marinaisgo) June 29, 2015
I, for one welcome our new dildo overlords. So much so that I made them a thing:
This is free to use by any dildo fans.
Anybody who is not a fan of the dildecorations is obviously just jealous.