They say that half of design is taking out the dicks and the swastikas. Anybody who works for milk, or milk-like products should add cum to that prestigious industry filter.
Friend Chief found this amazing, cumtastic piece of milk promotion.
Let’s break it down:
The face you make when you know it’s about to hit your back:
The face you make when you remember that you forgot you kind of like it when it hits your back:
When you haven’t been able to find any “alone time” recently: (Or so I hear)
When you have a supportive, loving friend group:
When you just cant seem to get it off your hand:
That feeling of anticipation:
That ends in disappointment:
And finally, if we didn’t already get it, the logo is like two little dicks, coming at each other from opposite sides of the space:
Fortunately, Milk Life (with dicks) isn’t the first campaign to make this rather creepy analogy. Silk’s bukake version is even worse. Much worse.