The Daily Grid
I mentioned that I overhauled my to-do list again. Click here to see the list I upgraded from, if you so desire. Thanks friend and...
Shiny Pink and Silver with Black Matte
I realized today that I am really mean to myself. When I know I’m tired, or if some part of my job takes a lot...
The Post I Wrote Instead of the Post I Already Wrote.
Two weeks ago I started seeing an acupuncturist for my work-stress. One week ago, I completely overhauled my to-do list and work schedule (again), and...
Someday I Will Long for the Simplicity of this Depression
If you ever want to know what it’s like to be a drug addict without having to do anything illegal, become a freelancer. The high...
Why I Will Probably Vote for That White Racist, Hillary, Who I Dislike
You guys may or may not remember that time I called the election for Obama in 2012 (it wasn’t hard to do). But my premise...
Fuck Your Love Interest – Your Female Characters are Bad and You Should Feel Bad
I miss The Golden Girls, man. This were some bitches who knew what was up. I’ve been watching a lot of contemporary shows like The...
Interview with Manwhore Billy Procida
After my post on sex-positive Patreon creators, comedian and podcast host Billy Procida (pronounced proceed-uh) reached out and let me know about the launch of...
That Startup Life
Q: What have you learned from your start-up? Since I don’t have any venture capitol, and I don’t have any intention to get venture capitol,...
Backstrom, I Love You
I fucking love this show. If only for the shit he says. You really need to watch it for some of the most catty shade...
5 Sex Positive Creators on Patreon
Thank you so much everyone who became a patron, participated, or shared my links yesterday for my Patreon launch campaign. I wrote five extra posts,...
I Would if I Could
In honor of my Patreon launch, I’ll be posting every three hours today starting at 8am PST. Look at what friend Ann got us at...
How to Fail
In honor of my Patreon launch, I’ll be posting every three hours today starting at 8am PST. “We’ve actually never had something good happen to...
100% Pure Quality Urine
True fact: A company called Byrd Laboratories used to sell urine by the bag. It was $49.96 a bag in 1986. Byrd Labs was founded...
Thunder Lizard Returns
In honor of my Patreon launch, I’ll be posting every three hours today starting at 8am PST. In case you hadn’t heard, it turns out...
What’s a Little Tooth Between You and a Friend?
In honor of my Patreon launch, I’ll be posting every three hours starting right now, at 8am PST. Remember that time I was cleaning out...
Why Patreon, Why Now?
If you’re a Facebook or a Twitter friend, you know that I launched a Patreon campaign yesterday. So here’s why I did it, and what...
Puppy Sucking?
So this happened… Is related to this:
This Guy
Riding an Escalator into an Avalanche
So, you want to own your own business. You think it would be “cool” to “be your own boss.” Here’s a thought experiment for those...
First trip to Seattle
Today, we went to Seattle. We left at 8 am and we got back home at 1:30 am. Ben and I had to swich driving...
The Eternal Question
Happy April Fools’ Day! This year, I decided to make a splash page to honor this month’s third most-popular search term that leads people to...
I’m not your follow back girl
Today, this happened. Mid-rant, I compare rough sex to spicy food, and get an auto-fave from some poor person’s restaurant account. This is why it’s...
Vacation Day
I realized the other day that I’ve done some kind of work every single day for as far back as I can remember. The only...
The Book that Called Uncle – Review of The Flesh Cartel
The Flesh Cartel, The Complete Collection by Rachel Haimowitz and Heidi Belleau Thanks to Riptide and NetGalley for the review copy. I requested The Flesh...
Instalife 2
Everything’s Comin’ Up This Guy
Last week, Mental Floss did a story on the Milhouse from Memory book. So I thought I’d try my hand. How’d I do? If nothing...
McDonald’s, Stahp
If you’ve read a book on branding lately (I mean, who hasn’t?) you’ll notice that they probably have McDonald’s listed as the “DON’T” example. Unlike...
The Joy of Storytelling with Justin Lazaro
I know you guys like it when I interview authors, especially those who are new to the market, so today I have newly self-published writer...
The Perfect House
It’s been over a year since we moved to Portland, and the housing market is hot right now. A lot of Portland developers like to...
I Call It “Pop Deco”
You can usually tell how busy and overwhelmed I am based on how jacked up my nails are. It took me three weeks to finally...
What Should I Blog About?
So you’re suffering from writer’s block. I am here to help. And none of those shit “talk about your first kiss” topics everybody always suggests....
Female Ambition
I am so fucking tired of people mentioning how shit it is that high-achieving women are bitches in the same situations where high-achieving men are...
2:55 AM
I am about to puke.
If God Actually Loved You, He Wouldn’t Have Made You So Ugly
This goofy looking weirdo wants a new jet. And you know what he’s doing to acquire it? He’s asking for his ministry to provide it...
The Eye of the Storm – Review of Tempest
Tempest (Playing the Fool #3) by Lisa Henry, and J.A. Rock Thanks to Riptide and Netgalley for the review copy. In the third Playing the...
Dressed to Spill – Review of The Merchant of Death
The Merchant of Death (Playing the Fool #2) by Lisa Henry and J.A. Rock Thanks to Netgalley and Riptide Publishing for the review copy. Book...
How to Headbutt
I’ve been watching a lot of UK Shameless, and they headbutt each other a lot in that show. But it always looks like they’re doing...
Interview with Ethan St. Pierre on #WeJustNeedtoPee
Transman and long-time activist Ethan St. Pierre started lobbying Congress in 1995 on behalf of transgender hate crime victims and survivors after his aunt was...
12:15 a.m.
I’m too tired to write anything. I accidently ate breakfast at 3 p.m. My elbow hurts for no reason. Here is a picture of my...
I’m Not a Model
Persian in the streets, sphinx in the sheets.
Why You Need to be Watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
Do you ever think to yourself, “this show is okay, but why is everybody so not a giant gay black guy or a Korean immigrant,...
Itinerary
*Changes are in red THURSDAY 8:30 a.m. – Wake up 9:30 a.m. – Conference call 10:00 a.m. – Draft deadline 11:00 a.m. – Sneak breakfast...
Unveiling My Brownness
Today my friend Heina and I traded blog posts. You can find their regular blog at www.freethoughtblogs.com/heinous where they write about race, gender, being an...
Instalife
In case you missed my amazing instagram posts.
The time my dentist thought Ben was abusing me
When we lived in LA, I went to a very nice dentist. She was a gentle, kind soul. The type of person who felt genuinely...
It’s Superlogical
In the span of a single weekend, Ben and I have become hopelessly addicted to the show Criminal Minds. Although they just did an episode...
5 Movies You Need to Netflix Before They’re Gone
Netflix has announced that it will be kicking some solid gold gems out of their Instant streaming on March 1, so you need to get...
So Long, Stinkcity!
One year ago today (or yesterday, from where you’re sitting) we left Los Angeles for Portland, Oregon: city of opportunity, land of dreams, way better...
Fun with Tags
Today I spent nearly every hour of my non-work day making tags for my erotica section. All so that you, dear reader, can bask in...
I call it “Shark Teefs”