Hulk Smash
I wrote a comic. I took a picture of each panel with my cell phone. I don’t know if the letters are coming through clear...
I do what I want.
I wrote a comic. I took a picture of each panel with my cell phone. I don’t know if the letters are coming through clear...
I just made a list of movie suggestions on twitter that I rather liked the language in, so I’ll paste them down here and clean...
I pulled this off of the freestyle thread on the Keith and the Girl forums. Just in case it gets deleted. Many are cheesy and...
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I found these on my computer tonight, and I realized that I never posted them. I drew them both on the same day, sometime in...
I made this for my sweet boyfriend. It has all our living things in it.
So… this is about to get really lame. Stop reading if you’re tired of hearing about my stupid momma drama. I’m hoping that this won’t...
I’m writing, not so much as a response to, but a riff on No Arms James’ recent blog about being single, and longing for a...
I was raised without religion. I understand that my grandmother was raised an atheist, as in “this family does not believe in God” type of...
Yes friends, after seven long years of exile (well, 6 and a half, but who’s counting) behind the Orange Curtain, I am returning to the...
I’ve just been thinking about the arboreal nature of human development. Have you ever met a person who was like a seed, and every once...
I went to Night Traffic Court for doing a California roll right turn on a red light, and it was boring so I decided what...
I found this photo on Jezebel, and felt compelled to create. The wood talks to me. It said “ripper.”
I worked at Blockbuster for almost 2 years in college, and I have a few horror stories from that. My favorite one happened towards the...
Once upon a time, a notebook paper crane befriended a construction paper crane… …and they fell in love… …and everything got better, everywhere around them....
I guess I’m on a blogging kick. Anyway, I thought I’d write about the rain because that’s what’s going on and I’m anything if not...
I just wanted to say that I could really do without Christmas, completely. Like, I understand that there needs to be a festival of lights,...
So, awhile ago I wrote this tawdry block of text on the Keith and the Girl forums in response to a girl who was having...
So I’ve been thinking about the last blog I wrote about Ben’s perfect family, and my anxiety over my lameness and overall lack of tact...
No. I’m not even down with the idea that P can belong to OP, that is P that are O than the person the aforementioned...
You can see the whole do to here , but I’ve decided to go back to vegetarianism and take a more detailed look at my...
Awhile ago, I was listening to The Flatus Show, upon the recommendation of Kalvin of the Hello Waffles Podcast and Kentie, the host sang a...
I posted this on a forum in response to some guy’s dumb instance that “women who are raped are asking for it, women think that...
I spent the entirety of last weekend in the desert, walking and sweating and eating exceptionally crappy college cafeteria food. As much fun as this...
I Thought All Wool Was the Same I work for an eco-friendly company as a copywriter, and although I knew that we sold New Zealand...
It seems like every summer, we get the same speech, especially here in Sunny Southern California, where sunbathing on pool loungers is not just a...
The American Futon Everyone remembers the futon, weather in their first apartment as a dual-purpose couch, or on a visit as a convertible guest bed....
Every summer, my grandmother and I would go on our pilgrimage to across the state, paying a visit to every relative in the line. Among...
I think that I will be the kind of old person that surrounds myself with my furniture. My bedroom furniture will be huge, and I...
This was an assignment for my African American Literature class. We were told to write about our first memory of race in a non-linear way....
First Published in Voice Chapman University’s Social Justice Publication 2006 When the first Gulf war broke out, I wanted to protest. I wanted to be...
My mom went through surgery fine, the tumor turned out to be very small, and had not yet spread anywhere. Thanks for your kind thoughts...
Here are some pictures from the commercial I did yesterday. These are my zombies: This girl was my favorite out of the ones I did:...
…got ff work early, listened to some music, took a shower, read comic books and jerked off. Then I fell asleep secure in the knowledge...
Is anyone else bothered by the wierd-ass thing that Hollywood is doing with Africa right now? I just saw the cover of July’s Vanity Fair,...
It’s 8:51. I’m using the wireless internet outside my job. I have to be in there in nine more minutes. I hate this job, but...
Poopy morning. My lap-top’s mother-bored burnt out. I asked my grandma (the richist person I know) if she would please buy me a macbook for...
I know I could… and I mean from fucking bliss!!! Ok so, long story short: On a whim, I e-mailed the wonderful, fabulous, drag queen...
The last time I was this conflicted, it was drug induced. If I’m on drugs and I’ve forgotten, they should have worn off by now....
I don’t know, I kind of suck at life. Tonight I did the laundry for the first time since I was single. Ben usually does...
I’m watching M.A.S.H. My chest hurts. Bronchitis again? Maybe. My show sucks, but I can’t stop making it, and I don’t think I care, but...
Some of you know that I have a show. We got a new, easier to remember website http://www.ilovelard.com Also the show has a myspace http://www.myspace.com/marinacast...
I’m holding a Tombstone Writing Contest! The winner of this contest will get to pull the plug if I get put on life support (in...
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.) × I miss somebody right now. × I don’t watch much TV these days. (I...
… to tell you what I was thinking, but there wasn’t anything good, so I wrote one of my own. Sometimes I forget myself While...
Look here, idiots of the world, I do not care what you think. You may think that you are very smart, I’m sure that you’re...
I was listening to “The Best Of The Left” podcast this morning, and holy fuck. These guys are fucking idiots. I had downloaded it because...