Marina Rose Martinez

mikesmith916: @Marinaisgo Your plans for the year? Current list of people that the world needs to send Mars without proper planning?
moopigmoo: @Marinaisgo Blog about female masturbation technique.
mikesmith916: @Marinaisgo @moopigmoo’s idea is much better.

I feel a bulleted list coming on.

• Humping a pillow..
• Humping your palm
• Humping anything, really.
• The Hang Ten: middle 3 fingers inside the vagina with the thumb and pinky serving as both a push off point and a stabilizing force while the heel of the palm stimulates the clitoris through constant pressure.
• The DJ Hero: Using 2 or 3 fingers to stimulate the clitoris in a circular motion, while using the other hand to play with breasts and nipples.
• Rollin’ with the Homies: Using all of the fingers to stroke the entire vulva in a repetitive, up and down motion.
• The Jackhammer: Fingerfucking oneself with 2 or 3 fingers in a steady rhythm. This only works if you are not too fat, and/or you have fairly long arms.
• Bad Girl: Slapping or patting the vulva or clitoral area once or twice in quick succession.
• Girl Fight: Pulling pubic hair.
• The Houdini: Bringing oneself to orgasm by constricting and releasing the pelvic floor muscles and nothing else.
• Terrorist Fist Hump: You know it’s serious when you’re fisting yourself.
• Tainted Love: Reaching behind or around with the secondary hand and playing with one’s asshole.
• Vibrator, applied to the clitoral tissue. Contrary to popular belief, a vibrator should not be used as a dildo, although sometimes the fastest way to get to the clitoral nerve mass is from the inside.
• Dildos, in my experience need to be a few inches longer than your favorite dick length in order make good use of leverage.
• Butt plugs are not just for gays ladies. I have been told, and have come to believe (through careful experimentation) that when constant pressure is applied to the anus, vagina and clitoris, a woman can experience a sustained orgasm several minutes long.
• Combo Platter: Using toys and manual stimulation simultaneously.
• Some girls say that the rhythm of riding a horse has done it for them. I rode horses and never experienced that, but then again, I almost always rode bareback. Maybe it has something to do with the saddle
• Sitting on the washing machine or dryer. Again, I tried in vain to figure out what the thrill was, but for the life of me it never worked.
• Positioning one’s vagina directly under the flow of water as it comes out of bathtub spigot.  Another one I never mastered.
• Hand-held adjustable speed shower head. Yet another masturbation technique that’s lost on me.
• Any combination of these things.

I’m sure that I missed some things, I really encourage you guys to add to the list. I think this’ll be fun.