Ben has been watching a lot of Deep Space Nine recently, and I don’t mind it so I watch with him from time to time. I am now under the impression that Jake and Nog are each other’s first kiss. In the absolute saddest example of Rule 34 I’ve ever seen, apparently only two other people on the Internet agree with me. Both of those fics are sort of adorable, by the way. Nothing too graphic.
Ben: Are you seriously trying to find Jake/Nog porn?
Me: Not porn…
Ben: it’s 1 in the morning. Come to bed.