So I got Facebook graph search today. Of course, I immediately checked the badass level of my friend group.
Apparently none of you are badass enough to be my friend.
Obviously these are the people I should be hanging out with. Especially that baby. That baby seems like a bad ass.
Then I thought I’d find some new people to hang with. You know, people who share my interests, when suddenly…BABY?! What the fuck are you doing in this search result?! Do you even know what bloodsports are? I doubt that you do.
But I realized my friends are good people where it counts.
Unlike these people.
These people are just trying to get off. Especially that baby. What’s up lesbian porn baby? Now the whole world knows your shameful, sinful secret.
Some of these people think they’re funny (exhibit A: subtle “Monday” joke). Others of these people think they’re right (exhibit B: completely gratuitous hillbilly rifle situation)
These poor people are victims of the economy. Also, probably spreading VD.
Conclusion: Facebook graph search is fucking creepy and weird, but sometimes funny.
Also, in case you don’t follow me on twitter, the other day I was doing a search for the term “Black History Month” and this is the hot mess Google Image pooped back at me. 1. WTF is with the Nikes, that’s racist as fuck. 2. WTF is up with the cartoon Klansman. 3. Does that guy’s sign really say END BLACK HISTORY MONTH? WTF all over the place.