Celebrity Rapist Role Call: Bill Cosby

Well.. the first thing.. I did.. is I put the thing in your drink... and then.. I put my thing in your thing...
Well.. the first thing.. I did.. is I put the thing in your drink… and then.. I put my thing in your thing…

The boyfriend sent me a link to this Gawker article about how everybody’s favorite TV fantasy dad, Bill Cosby, is totally a serial rapist. I remember some allegations in the early 2000’s, but at the time, it was portrayed as a bunch of old man grab-ass. Now that I know better, I’m not sure what Gawker writer Tom Scocca’s point is. Yes, Woody Allen is probably an incestuous rapist. It seems to me like Bill Cosby is also totally a rapist.

Can any solace be found in the fact that the women he drugs and fucks against their will are at least above the age of consent and none seem to be his own daughter? I think that judgement will have to lay squarely on the shoulders of the women he’s raped.

Personally, I was done with Daddy Cosby as soon as he thought it was his elderly-ass prerogative to tell the young people how to dress. Sorry if I don’t take my fashion ques from Fat fucking Albert.

The moral of this story is, yes, Tom Scocca, there is more than one rapist in America. It’s a harsh and terrible reminder not to accept food or drugs from strangers, no matter which family friendly sitcom they’re famous for.

I’m just glad it’s not Theo. Now that would break my heart.

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