My mom’s throwing me a not-so-suprise birthday party on Jan 14th. Anyone who can read this is totally invited. It’s going to be at our friend’s house in Pasadena. My mom’s kinda wierding out so she wants to send out invites. If you want a formal invite, call me and give me your address.
Also, this is not a joke: no alcohol of any kind. If you think it’s lame, you can lick my brown eye. Drunkie.