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Twitter Tells Me To – Aug. 20, 2010

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ThereminJelly: @Marinaisgo A blog post arguing about why a complete homosexual re-branding of Batman would be a good thing.

Oh. My. God. Besides being my very own pre-teen wet dream come to life before my eyes?!

Not only have I pretty much always wanted to be Batman, I’ve pretty much always wanted to fuck Batman. And if I could have fucked Batman as Batman, my little heart would have exploded right out of my big gay, gray unitarded bat-chest.

I’m probably not the only person to admit that some of my first homoerotic fantasies starred Adam West and Burt Ward. I know there are a whole bunch of us out there, who sat on the living room floor, tensions mounting as the dynamic duo struggled-seemingly in vain-tied to a giant penny, or a giant gramophone, or a giant wrecking ball, only to break free at the last moment and somersault to safety. How many times can a man and another, younger man be tied to each other and also to a giant thing before dramatic tension turns to sexual tension, and the rush of freedom also brings the rush of love, of passion? For me, it was about three times.

But enough about why I like to be tied to giant things while wearing a tool belt.

A gay redesign of Batman is exactly what this country needs. DC threw us a homo-bone when they made Batwoman a dyke (like she wasn’t already, amirightoramiright?) but they were just trying to draw the gay rumors away from their moneymaker Bruce. Let’s be honest, every real batfan knows that their man Bruce Wayne is a fruit. An ass-kicking, super-smart, millionaire playboy nightmare fruit. And the sooner Batman comes clean, the sooner. all of my childhood dreams can come true.

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Mr_Bithead: @Marinaisgo I’ve been trying to switch careers to something I’m more passionate about.. Write about something you’ve always wanted to do but haven’t, and why (not).

There are so many things! This deserves a bulleted list.

  • Move far away by myself (So far as as adult, I haven’t had the opportunity to move far away or be by myself, and my life here with Ben is so consistently awesome, why would I want to force that eventuality?)
  • Successfully start and run my own business. (I actually have had a few little ventures of my own, and I guess they were successful in that they never cost me more than they made, but they were little more than lucrative hobbies. I’d like something more substantial.)
  • Write a Book (I love to write, I’ve been told I’m good at it, but I don’t have enough drive or focus for a long-form project at this point. Plus, I’m afraid of the inevitable rejection, also the editing process.)

There’s other things, but those are the top 3 at the moment. The thing is, I’m very happy with my life right now. Even when I become frustrated with it, I know it’s not time to make any major changes. In my experience things change dramatically all by themselves, when it’s least expected. I always strive for my general goals of health, happiness and comfort, but other than that, life is exciting enough.

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Pengui: @Marinaisgo Is religion is a dangerous thing or do you think it serves a real purpose?

Both. I’d be hard pressed to think of a single person who doesn’t require some manifestation of the concept of infinity in order to keep themselves sane. Organized religion can be a backbone for people who need one. Just think of what Dr. King was able to accomplish with religion backing him up. I wouldn’t take that away from anyone. People don’t need religion to fuck with each other. If they didn’t have it, they’d just find something else.

Yes, I’m Talking To You

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Dear Mr. Pope,

I heard on NPR today that your Papacy would be about love, and I seemed to remember that you were the same man who, as a cardinal, wrote the Letter to the Bishops of the Catholic Church on the Pastoral Care of Homosexual Persons. I seem to recall you writing in your letter that although violence was icky, if violent acts should be perpetrated against homosexual people, “neither the church nor society at large should be surprised when other distorted notions and practices gain ground and irrational and violent reactions increase.” In other words, if queers get killed it’s essentially our fault that we allowed such distortions to take hold in society.

Listen Mr. Pope, I know that you have a job to do, and a religion to protect. I also know that you know that you do not, and will not enforce, or even attempt to enforce all the ridiculous rules your religion is based on. You yourself are a sinner in your own clandestine eyes if that were the case. You cut your beard (Leviticus 19:27), you support divorce, and if you read the tag on you’re nice pope dress there, I’m sure that it’s not all made out of the same fabric, even though it’s a sin if it’s not (Leviticus 19:19). Why aren’t you waging a war on female teachers (I timothy 2:12)? or shrimp fishers (Leviticus 11:7)? In other words what’s your problem?

Actually, shut up, I don’t care about what your problems are, you’re obviously fucked up in the head. Anyone who used to be Hitler Youth probably is, but you’d think that all those evenings spent marching up and down, and unknowingly supporting the genocide of millions would have taught you a thing or two about hate, and what it does to entire societies. Obviously not.

Well, at least let me ask you one thing. Please, please Mr. Pope, if you are going to lie to us, lie to us about being sinners, lie to us about condoms being a tool of the devil. We’ll figure out those ones out. I think you know this one already, but the truth is, Mr. Pope, that we all want to be loved. And we all want to believe that God loves us, and sometimes we feel like so much shit that we can’t just ask him ourselves, we can’t have a personal relationship with God because people like you and yours have taught us that we’re not good enough to know our own higher power, and it’s not true, but for all the people out there that don’t know that yet, Let us alone, Mr. Pope, please. Stop trying to tell us that your campaign is about love, because it’s not and it never will be if you keep on like this. Some people want love so bad that they’ll take anything as long as you tell them you love them, but I’m not one of those people today Mr. Pope, and I’m not going to let you shit on my head and tell me it raining. Your campaign is about hate and guilt, but My God will forgive you for it, even if Your God won’t forgive me.