Category: Facebook Friends

I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...

This is an experiment. Perhaps a terrible one. I’m tired of trying to prove my skills have value to strangers. If there’s something I do...

  Shirts vs. Pants In the battle of shirts vs. pants, pants and skirts win. Primarily because I like a clean vagina and clothes on...

It’s always funny to me the things people do for themselves without having any concept of their value. Crafting is like that for me. Until...

I think this might be the most difficult question I’ve ever been asked. When I was a kid, I wasn’t really allowed to watch TV....

There are a lot of unicorn sex products out there. There’s even a Pinterest board devoted to this. I don’t actually know much about unicorns...

Oh my fucking drag queen Jesus, it’s a true fact. I have loved this man since The Wood. To this day I have no idea...

I have had a headache for two days, so this answer will in no way do justice to this question, which taps into a vast...

I enjoy tie dye, but only in theory. In practice it looks stupid on me. Unfortunate. People spend too much time worrying about originality. There...

My least favorite neighbor decided to start doing laundry at the ass crack of 6 a.m. this morning, which wouldn’t be such a problem if...

Oh My God It’s uncanny. But the sad truth is that every hipster in Portland has this hair and these glasses right now. Not to...

Short answer: No. Long answer: Kind of. Vine, like any other avenue to your end user/customer/client/what-have-you can be used to leverage your brand, which will...

I would agree that dumb clickbait articles are counter-productive in social media networks where the stated purpose of those networks is to foster genuine connection...

The problem with living in the Pacific Northwest is that I just can’t pick the Canadians out of a crowd like I could in LA....

I don’t think I ever had anything I pined after as a child, but one jacket was my pride and joy as a teenager, and...

I’ve been working too much. I feel like my brain is oatmeal at the end of the day. The only thing I have to really...

Get this. A kappa is a Japanese bowl demon who can be defeated by… tipping it over. Imagine, if you will, this scene in your...

I had one more Facebook request yesterday after I’d already written my blog: Which, of course, I will be honoring. Although I don’t know if...

SHOWS/MOVIES: I’m having a hard time with shows right now. They basically fall into three categories. 1. I’m waiting for the next season to come...

My friend David asked that I blog about: The short answer is we came with our own jobs. It seems to be the only way...

Facebook friend Jayna asked me to write about: A topic I know nothing about. Well, sort of nothing. I mean, I’ve never gotten married, but...

Did you ever notice how wrestlers and baseball players were the dudes with the best butts? I don’t mean WWE, I mean old school wrestling....