
Facebook Friends: Being White in America Today
Awhile ago, I asked for blog topic suggestions. I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And...
I do what I want.
Awhile ago, I asked for blog topic suggestions. I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And...
Awhile ago, I asked for blog topic suggestions. I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And...
I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And this got really long, so I’ll be breaking...
I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And this got really long, so I’ll be breaking...
I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And this got really long, so I’ll be breaking...
I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...
I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...
This is an experiment. Perhaps a terrible one. I’m tired of trying to prove my skills have value to strangers. If there’s something I do...
Shirts vs. Pants In the battle of shirts vs. pants, pants and skirts win. Primarily because I like a clean vagina and clothes on...
The inspiration
The selfie in question:
“And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...
It’s always funny to me the things people do for themselves without having any concept of their value. Crafting is like that for me. Until...
The man butt has long been a neglected feature in gaming. It’s a shame because the lady butt is practically a major field of study...
I think this might be the most difficult question I’ve ever been asked. When I was a kid, I wasn’t really allowed to watch TV....
There are a lot of unicorn sex products out there. There’s even a Pinterest board devoted to this. I don’t actually know much about unicorns...
Oh my fucking drag queen Jesus, it’s a true fact. I have loved this man since The Wood. To this day I have no idea...
THIS ARTICLE IS ACTUALLY SFW IN THAT THERE IS NO NAKED PENIS. THERE ARE NAKED DUDES, AND IT IS ABOUT PORN, SO READ AT YOUR...
I have had a headache for two days, so this answer will in no way do justice to this question, which taps into a vast...
I enjoy tie dye, but only in theory. In practice it looks stupid on me. Unfortunate. People spend too much time worrying about originality. There...
I agree with most of this, but I’d say that being poor ultimately made me a far better financial planner. I used to shop with...
Oh man, I can’t remember if you wrote this before or after the dog thing, but this is at least a tiny bit relevant to...
My least favorite neighbor decided to start doing laundry at the ass crack of 6 a.m. this morning, which wouldn’t be such a problem if...
I have endometriosis, which means that I have really painful periods. I take birth control, and that mostly takes care of it, but periods are...
Oh My God It’s uncanny. But the sad truth is that every hipster in Portland has this hair and these glasses right now. Not to...
PANHANDLING AND/OR HITCHHIKING I only panhandled one time. I was getting low on gas, and I had no money, so I made a sign that...
Short answer: No. Long answer: Kind of. Vine, like any other avenue to your end user/customer/client/what-have-you can be used to leverage your brand, which will...
For those who don’t know or who have forgotten: First of all, biological determinism suggests a level of knowledge we don’t currently have about humanity...
I would agree that dumb clickbait articles are counter-productive in social media networks where the stated purpose of those networks is to foster genuine connection...
The problem with living in the Pacific Northwest is that I just can’t pick the Canadians out of a crowd like I could in LA....
I don’t think I ever had anything I pined after as a child, but one jacket was my pride and joy as a teenager, and...
I’ve been working too much. I feel like my brain is oatmeal at the end of the day. The only thing I have to really...
I can’t actually draw. All my sketches are digital because I literally sketch over a picture of the thing I need. See.
Don’t worry. It’s not a trend in Portland. It’s a trend on the entire planet. This is just a stretched labret piercing that someone put...
Get this. A kappa is a Japanese bowl demon who can be defeated by… tipping it over. Imagine, if you will, this scene in your...
The short answer is that I came home one night and he was in my bed. The much longer answer starts the day we moved...
I had one more Facebook request yesterday after I’d already written my blog: Which, of course, I will be honoring. Although I don’t know if...
SHOWS/MOVIES: I’m having a hard time with shows right now. They basically fall into three categories. 1. I’m waiting for the next season to come...
Oh man. That is a loaded topic. The thing about the mentally ill that I didn’t learn until this damage was done is that they...
My friend David asked that I blog about: The short answer is we came with our own jobs. It seems to be the only way...
Matt AKA Spanking Bea Arthur, how do I love thee, let me count the ways. You’re fierceness is inspiring You’re kindness is also inspiring As...
Facebook friend Jayna asked me to write about: A topic I know nothing about. Well, sort of nothing. I mean, I’ve never gotten married, but...
Did you ever notice how wrestlers and baseball players were the dudes with the best butts? I don’t mean WWE, I mean old school wrestling....
Doug Stanhope has a track called Drambuie on his album Building a Bridge to Nowhere in which he acts out a version of a conversation...
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked “I kind of want to blog about some event from...
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked “I kind of want to blog about some event from...
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked “I kind of want to blog about some event from...
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked “I kind of want to blog about some event from...
TRIGGER WARNING: Disordered eating. This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked “I kind of want to blog...
TRIGGER WARNING: Mentions of child abuse, attempted murder, disordered eating, and inappropriate sexual advances on a minor (the minor being me, not me being the...