Free-Range Organic, First of the Season Hipster Haircuts



Oh My God

It’s uncanny.


But the sad truth is that every hipster in Portland has this hair and these glasses right now. Not to act to type or anything, but this has been my hair for a really long time now, so it’s not like I’m going to change on account of over-saturation, but it’s my god-damned logo, for christ’s sake.


Once you make a hairstyle your logo hairstyle, it’s safe to say that it’s a signature look.

Although, in the spirit of honesty, I lost those glasses in the move and can’t find them to save my life. It’s a good thing I only need them for eye-strain… a problem that seems to have become significantly less pronounced since I stopped working in that terrible halogen hell I called an office. Go actual light!