Category: Personal Journal

Why is it that we have to spell every other word that has anything to do with food or exercise in this house, but the...

If you click on the Erotica Reviews link in the menu, it now leads to a completely different website, www.baconandlettuce.com. This is because, after more...

“I, Spartacus Jones, challenge you, Ebinezer McScruffins to a duel. You have spread your filthmusk upon my tree for the last time, you son of...

The business closes tomorrow and I have a very good attitude about it. I am suiting up and I am showing up and I am...

Since I so brazenly shared a low point yesterday. I want to update you guys. Mondays are always hard when things aren’t going well because...

As you guys know, I haven’t been blogging at my regular schedule for the last few months. My podcast has also fallen off, even though...

You freak me the hell out. I love you so much that I believe to my core that I could live forever with you and...

The dog has been extra needy since Ben and I started working out of the house more. She tends to whine constantly and pathetically whenever...

Ben keeps telling me that I’m the only person who uses the word “gakked” to mean someone who has giant muscles and/or someone who is...

A scaly mammal that walks on two legs and has no teeth. That’s the voice of Maria Diekmann, one of three people worldwide who has...

The my cough won’t go away until I take a fucking break. Unfortunately, that’s near impossible. But I can take it easy. Starting Thursday afternoon....

1. I have a really bad cough and I think it’s from working too much and not resting enough. I’ve been getting more sleep and...

“I don’t think you get how this works.” “I can’t pay for the work, but it’ll be great exposure.” “That rude and shitty thing I...

I can’t blog every night like I used to, it’s getting too stressful, and I’m not really doing anything but writing just to write. I...

I’ve been waking up between 6:30 and 7:30 am and going to sleep between 12:30 and 1:30 am and I’m usually working most of the...

The new gig is really great, as are all my clients and projects. I’m really tired, and I’ve been working a lot of hours every...

I've been up and in basically back to back meetings and events since 4:30 this morning. Tell me what to blog. — Marina Rose Martinez...

My dad asked me what I thought about things, and then he listened to my answers. My grandma made it a habit to do research....

So I decided to take a part time position as a local organizer, and today was my first day. I’m totally exhausted. I still have...

But then I remembered.

There, I said it. I’ve never met anybody else who feels this way, but I fucking hate bonsai trees. I had friends who were afraid...

I have a rule that whenever I’m sick for more than 2 days with the same ailment, I simply decide that’s my new life and...

A family friend passed away and there’s nothing I want to write about. Except that my boyfriend has this very interesting feature where, instead of...

Ben and I like to say that if we had a family motto, it would be tit for tat. In game theory, tit for tat...

Woke up with this monster eating my right nostril. All hideous mutations considered, it was a pretty great day. Like yesterday, packed from morning to...

Can’t blog further. Must remember that when I quote a rate on a job I should at least glance at the fucking project before I...

I’ve probably already said this but Tuesday blogs are actually kind of hard to write now because I take Monday’s off. So, I spend all...