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Content Warning: Physical abuse, mention sexual advances on a minor. The first time I had sex with my now husband, I told him roughly three...
I do what I want.
Content Warning: Physical abuse, mention sexual advances on a minor. The first time I had sex with my now husband, I told him roughly three...
White friends, I love you. I also love Tina Fey. However I have issues with her hilarious cake skit, and here’s what they are: 1....
I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And this got really long, so I’ll be breaking...
I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And this got really long, so I’ll be breaking...
I am so tired. I actually took the afternoon off work to stare blankly at the computer with occasional crying. Okay, more like occasional not...
You were right, I do. Mom, You were abusive. And I loved you very much. There is no shame in either statement. Both are true....
We have this narrative that all you have to do to be a Good Human is figure out how to keep your house clean, capitalize...
Why is it that we have to spell every other word that has anything to do with food or exercise in this house, but the...
If you click on the Erotica Reviews link in the menu, it now leads to a completely different website, www.baconandlettuce.com. This is because, after more...
I found this on a blog post called “How Not to Be a Garbage Human” and there’s no way I’m linking to that trash. Also...
I’m listening to Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s audiobook In My Own Words and true to title, they actually do have recordings of speeches she’s given. Which...
“I, Spartacus Jones, challenge you, Ebinezer McScruffins to a duel. You have spread your filthmusk upon my tree for the last time, you son of...
I’ve been going through a hard time lately. Kind of because my business closed, but not really. The real reason is something I started to...
One thing I really appreciate about the Pacific Northwest is how we all go around acting really sorry to have bothered anybody we happen to...
We are about to play a game with our friends. In California. I know, it’s not that surprising that online gameplay is already thing. It...
The business closes tomorrow and I have a very good attitude about it. I am suiting up and I am showing up and I am...
Since I so brazenly shared a low point yesterday. I want to update you guys. Mondays are always hard when things aren’t going well because...
As you guys know, I haven’t been blogging at my regular schedule for the last few months. My podcast has also fallen off, even though...
You freak me the hell out. I love you so much that I believe to my core that I could live forever with you and...
Friend Ruby found this modern bridal meditation on the true cost of perfectionism the other day and shared it with me, proto-bride. My initial reaction...
Fuck you for even making this a thing I had to see today. You wholly amoral piece of shit.
The dog has been extra needy since Ben and I started working out of the house more. She tends to whine constantly and pathetically whenever...
Friend Lisa shared this really well written article by a Ellen Burns, who isn’t inviting her mother to her wedding because they’re estranged, and she...
Ben keeps telling me that I’m the only person who uses the word “gakked” to mean someone who has giant muscles and/or someone who is...
A scaly mammal that walks on two legs and has no teeth. That’s the voice of Maria Diekmann, one of three people worldwide who has...
The my cough won’t go away until I take a fucking break. Unfortunately, that’s near impossible. But I can take it easy. Starting Thursday afternoon....
I think I have to finally admit that I have been sick. Halloween wrecked me, there’s something wrong with my back, and yesterday somebody on...
I sneezed so hard I bit the inside of my mouth and now it hurts. I had a tour tonight, so for an hour and...
1. I have a really bad cough and I think it’s from working too much and not resting enough. I’ve been getting more sleep and...
“I don’t think you get how this works.” “I can’t pay for the work, but it’ll be great exposure.” “That rude and shitty thing I...
I can’t blog every night like I used to, it’s getting too stressful, and I’m not really doing anything but writing just to write. I...
I’ve been waking up between 6:30 and 7:30 am and going to sleep between 12:30 and 1:30 am and I’m usually working most of the...
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life, but if you manage to make something you love into work, you’ll...
The new gig is really great, as are all my clients and projects. I’m really tired, and I’ve been working a lot of hours every...
When I was in high school and my abusive mom would kick me out of the house and tell me never to come back, or...
I thought nobody responded to my desperate plea for topic suggestions, but reader Wotusay has come to the rescue. And just in time. I literally...
I've been up and in basically back to back meetings and events since 4:30 this morning. Tell me what to blog. — Marina Rose Martinez...
My dad asked me what I thought about things, and then he listened to my answers. My grandma made it a habit to do research....
So I decided to take a part time position as a local organizer, and today was my first day. I’m totally exhausted. I still have...
But then I remembered.
There, I said it. I’ve never met anybody else who feels this way, but I fucking hate bonsai trees. I had friends who were afraid...
I have a rule that whenever I’m sick for more than 2 days with the same ailment, I simply decide that’s my new life and...
A family friend passed away and there’s nothing I want to write about. Except that my boyfriend has this very interesting feature where, instead of...
Ben and I like to say that if we had a family motto, it would be tit for tat. In game theory, tit for tat...
Woke up with this monster eating my right nostril. All hideous mutations considered, it was a pretty great day. Like yesterday, packed from morning to...
Can’t blog further. Must remember that when I quote a rate on a job I should at least glance at the fucking project before I...
I’ve probably already said this but Tuesday blogs are actually kind of hard to write now because I take Monday’s off. So, I spend all...
Ben got a full time job. Full time freelancing really isn’t his style. He was really stressed out by it, which was stressing me out....
I’ve been beating around the bush about Ben and my decision to get married. Some people have asked about “the proposal.” There wasn’t one. That’s...
No really. I’m asking. So far I have: No weird “taking cow to market” isle walking No pronouncing “man and wife” The less money given...