All Your Favorite Characters Are Slaves: Review of Solo
There are going to be spoilers in this review from the very beginning, so if you don’t want Solo spoilers, please don’t read anything after...
Category: Writing
On Being a Mexican in Donald Trump’s America
Some people will say Mexicans are descended from kings and queens. That this is the reason we belong on this land. I disagree. The kings...
Facebook Friends: Being White in America Today
Awhile ago, I asked for blog topic suggestions. I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And...
Queer.
Content Warning: Physical abuse, mention sexual advances on a minor. The first time I had sex with my now husband, I told him roughly three...
Wherein I Nicely Explain That Tina Fey Cake Skit and Why I, A Person of Color, am Mad About It
White friends, I love you. I also love Tina Fey. However I have issues with her hilarious cake skit, and here’s what they are: 1....
Leaning In To Discomfort: Being a White Fan of Hip Hop
Awhile ago, I asked for blog topic suggestions. I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And...
Facebook Friends: Pan-Latinx Arts, Call for Suggestions
I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And this got really long, so I’ll be breaking...
Facebook Friends: Favorite Flower
I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And this got really long, so I’ll be breaking...
Facebook Friends: Why I Remember How Many Twitter Followers You Have but Not My Mortgage Balance
I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And this got really long, so I’ll be breaking...
How Do I Say This Delicately: Random POC Don’t Want Your White Kids, OK?
Despite being barren and having no nearby mom friends, I have still seen the paranoid delusional posts about suburban moms being afraid of mysterious foreign...
Make The Thing
Do you realize that you are unique? Not all that bullshit about the probability of this human and that human and whichever charming neanderthals got...
Is the Fast and the Furious Just Latinx Crack?
Friend Josh told me that there’s a rumor going around that Latinx audiences are the reason for the massive and unprecedented success of the Fast...
Mass Effect Andromeda Review
It hurts me to say this. I am disappointed in Mass Effect Andromeda. I was practically drooling when I played Dragon Age Inquisition in 2014...
Why I Am Yelling: A Brief Synopsis
Because the wolf is no longer at the gate. He closed the gate. On us. In here. With him. And you don’t seem to feel...
Grief and the Hero Complex
I am so tired. I actually took the afternoon off work to stare blankly at the computer with occasional crying. Okay, more like occasional not...
“There will be a time when we must choose between what is right and what is easy”
-Albus Dumbledore A lot of people are really excited for 2016 to be over. They think the year is the problem. I am sorry to...
You told me I would feel relieved when you died.
You were right, I do. Mom, You were abusive. And I loved you very much. There is no shame in either statement. Both are true....
Drinking Hate for Breakfast: A Liberal Welcomes President Trump
So that happened. And my timelines are filled with good, smart, strong people utterly shocked that their country hates them. That in 2016 a candidate...
How To Be A Liberal When There Is No God
I feel like I’ve been inundated with images of racist, classist victories. One scroll through my timeline and I see police in riot gear hitting...
You Will Never Be Cured
We have this narrative that all you have to do to be a Good Human is figure out how to keep your house clean, capitalize...
Dog Questions
Why is it that we have to spell every other word that has anything to do with food or exercise in this house, but the...
Oh Hi Monday. Didn’t See You There.
If you click on the Erotica Reviews link in the menu, it now leads to a completely different website, www.baconandlettuce.com. This is because, after more...
Stop Telling People to Call Their Parents.
I found this on a blog post called “How Not to Be a Garbage Human” and there’s no way I’m linking to that trash. Also...
How to be a #NastyWoman
Tell people about yourself. Specifically how great you are. Fashion don’t? More like Fashion don’t give a fuck what you shitlords think. Fuck. However you...
Just 1:38am Things
I’m listening to Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s audiobook In My Own Words and true to title, they actually do have recordings of speeches she’s given. Which...
Things I Learned on Google: “Calaveras”
We’ve already established that I am a totally crap Mexican. Therefore, I end up Googling my own cultural history more often than not and this...
Fall Intensifies
Tonight I ate pumpkin spice mochi ice cream and I am not sorry, because it was hella good. I was worried that the ice cream...
Fall
“I, Spartacus Jones, challenge you, Ebinezer McScruffins to a duel. You have spread your filthmusk upon my tree for the last time, you son of...
Jake and Jessica – Girl Talk
Chapter 7: Girl Talk Chapter 1 – The Annihilator (NSFW -Explicit sex) Chapter 2 – The Annihilator is Dead Chapter 3 – It Was a...
If You Don’t Work You Don’t Eat: On Being Compulsive In The Face Of Abundance
I’ve been going through a hard time lately. Kind of because my business closed, but not really. The real reason is something I started to...
Republicans Only Care About Women They Own
For everybody asking why the Republican party only speaks out against Trump when he denigrates white women, I have the answer. These conservatives are only appalled...
A Note on Bathroom Etiquette
One thing I really appreciate about the Pacific Northwest is how we all go around acting really sorry to have bothered anybody we happen to...
I Robit: Interstate Cyborg Games
We are about to play a game with our friends. In California. I know, it’s not that surprising that online gameplay is already thing. It...
STOP CRYING CAPITALIST SCUM
The business closes tomorrow and I have a very good attitude about it. I am suiting up and I am showing up and I am...
How to Blog Regularly
I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...
How to Run the Show
I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...
The Experiment
This is an experiment. Perhaps a terrible one. I’m tired of trying to prove my skills have value to strangers. If there’s something I do...
Okay, So Maybe I Go Sideways with This Ship
Since I so brazenly shared a low point yesterday. I want to update you guys. Mondays are always hard when things aren’t going well because...
I Go Down With This Ship
As you guys know, I haven’t been blogging at my regular schedule for the last few months. My podcast has also fallen off, even though...
Trump Dildo
Hey bros. Cool new thing. It’s called Trump Dildo and you should get onto it dudes. Regular Trump is boring. Also he is lame. ...
The Logical, Educated Argument for Replacing Every Picture of Donald Trump with this Dildo in Trump Hair
This is for all y’all Democrats because I know you love this cerebral wordy college shit. Michael Moore has said he believes only satire can...
Important reminder about the Hillary/Trump fight
We are too busy fighting over who is the Hitler (race-bating Trump or election-fixing Hilary). We are missing the fact that this is (hopefully) the culmination of a...
Honda: Just don’t sit in the front
Letter from Honda: Hey so you might be accidentally exploded by your air bag. Try not to let passengers sit in the front seat. Me:...
To the Young, Oppressed American, Whomever You May Be
There’s a universal truth that nobody wants to look at, despite the fact that it is probably the most pervasive reality on earth. Some parents...
Stop Saying “People Pleaser” Like It’s a Good Thing
That’s not being “too nice” that’s people pleasing and codependency. Codependents aren’t nice out of the kindness of our broken, black little hearts. We’re nice...
Ben Bateman, Will You Marry Me?
You freak me the hell out. I love you so much that I believe to my core that I could live forever with you and...
More Like Lakefront Socially Constructed Gender Binary Hunt
I’ve been unreasonably obsessed with house buying shows lately and they’re giving me fucking heart palpitations, over how dumb they are, but also over some...
From Pants to Goddesses
Shirts vs. Pants In the battle of shirts vs. pants, pants and skirts win. Primarily because I like a clean vagina and clothes on...
Just Wedding Things
Friend Ruby found this modern bridal meditation on the true cost of perfectionism the other day and shared it with me, proto-bride. My initial reaction...
I am the ladies room
I haven’t had the time, or frankly the emotional fortitude to read all this anti trans toilet law bullshit. But is there something in there...