
All Your Favorite Characters Are Slaves: Review of Solo
There are going to be spoilers in this review from the very beginning, so if you don’t want Solo spoilers, please don’t read anything after...
I do what I want.
There are going to be spoilers in this review from the very beginning, so if you don’t want Solo spoilers, please don’t read anything after...
Some people will say Mexicans are descended from kings and queens. That this is the reason we belong on this land. I disagree. The kings...
Awhile ago, I asked for blog topic suggestions. I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And...
Content Warning: Physical abuse, mention sexual advances on a minor. The first time I had sex with my now husband, I told him roughly three...
White friends, I love you. I also love Tina Fey. However I have issues with her hilarious cake skit, and here’s what they are: 1....
Awhile ago, I asked for blog topic suggestions. I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And...
I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And this got really long, so I’ll be breaking...
I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And this got really long, so I’ll be breaking...
I love my Facebook friends. The dumb thing is over and now it’s time for ANSWERS!! And this got really long, so I’ll be breaking...
Despite being barren and having no nearby mom friends, I have still seen the paranoid delusional posts about suburban moms being afraid of mysterious foreign...
Do you realize that you are unique? Not all that bullshit about the probability of this human and that human and whichever charming neanderthals got...
Friend Josh told me that there’s a rumor going around that Latinx audiences are the reason for the massive and unprecedented success of the Fast...
It hurts me to say this. I am disappointed in Mass Effect Andromeda. I was practically drooling when I played Dragon Age Inquisition in 2014...
Because the wolf is no longer at the gate. He closed the gate. On us. In here. With him. And you don’t seem to feel...
I am so tired. I actually took the afternoon off work to stare blankly at the computer with occasional crying. Okay, more like occasional not...
-Albus Dumbledore A lot of people are really excited for 2016 to be over. They think the year is the problem. I am sorry to...
You were right, I do. Mom, You were abusive. And I loved you very much. There is no shame in either statement. Both are true....
So that happened. And my timelines are filled with good, smart, strong people utterly shocked that their country hates them. That in 2016 a candidate...
I feel like I’ve been inundated with images of racist, classist victories. One scroll through my timeline and I see police in riot gear hitting...
We have this narrative that all you have to do to be a Good Human is figure out how to keep your house clean, capitalize...
Why is it that we have to spell every other word that has anything to do with food or exercise in this house, but the...
If you click on the Erotica Reviews link in the menu, it now leads to a completely different website, www.baconandlettuce.com. This is because, after more...
I found this on a blog post called “How Not to Be a Garbage Human” and there’s no way I’m linking to that trash. Also...
Tell people about yourself. Specifically how great you are. Fashion don’t? More like Fashion don’t give a fuck what you shitlords think. Fuck. However you...
I’m listening to Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s audiobook In My Own Words and true to title, they actually do have recordings of speeches she’s given. Which...
We’ve already established that I am a totally crap Mexican. Therefore, I end up Googling my own cultural history more often than not and this...
Tonight I ate pumpkin spice mochi ice cream and I am not sorry, because it was hella good. I was worried that the ice cream...
“I, Spartacus Jones, challenge you, Ebinezer McScruffins to a duel. You have spread your filthmusk upon my tree for the last time, you son of...
Chapter 7: Girl Talk Chapter 1 – The Annihilator (NSFW -Explicit sex) Chapter 2 – The Annihilator is Dead Chapter 3 – It Was a...
I’ve been going through a hard time lately. Kind of because my business closed, but not really. The real reason is something I started to...
For everybody asking why the Republican party only speaks out against Trump when he denigrates white women, I have the answer. These conservatives are only appalled...
One thing I really appreciate about the Pacific Northwest is how we all go around acting really sorry to have bothered anybody we happen to...
We are about to play a game with our friends. In California. I know, it’s not that surprising that online gameplay is already thing. It...
The business closes tomorrow and I have a very good attitude about it. I am suiting up and I am showing up and I am...
I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...
I’m doing an experiment where I’m asking my friends to tell me what skills of mine they admire so I can either tell them how...
This is an experiment. Perhaps a terrible one. I’m tired of trying to prove my skills have value to strangers. If there’s something I do...
Since I so brazenly shared a low point yesterday. I want to update you guys. Mondays are always hard when things aren’t going well because...
As you guys know, I haven’t been blogging at my regular schedule for the last few months. My podcast has also fallen off, even though...
Hey bros. Cool new thing. It’s called Trump Dildo and you should get onto it dudes. Regular Trump is boring. Also he is lame. ...
This is for all y’all Democrats because I know you love this cerebral wordy college shit. Michael Moore has said he believes only satire can...
We are too busy fighting over who is the Hitler (race-bating Trump or election-fixing Hilary). We are missing the fact that this is (hopefully) the culmination of a...
Letter from Honda: Hey so you might be accidentally exploded by your air bag. Try not to let passengers sit in the front seat. Me:...
There’s a universal truth that nobody wants to look at, despite the fact that it is probably the most pervasive reality on earth. Some parents...
That’s not being “too nice” that’s people pleasing and codependency. Codependents aren’t nice out of the kindness of our broken, black little hearts. We’re nice...
You freak me the hell out. I love you so much that I believe to my core that I could live forever with you and...
I’ve been unreasonably obsessed with house buying shows lately and they’re giving me fucking heart palpitations, over how dumb they are, but also over some...
Shirts vs. Pants In the battle of shirts vs. pants, pants and skirts win. Primarily because I like a clean vagina and clothes on...
Friend Ruby found this modern bridal meditation on the true cost of perfectionism the other day and shared it with me, proto-bride. My initial reaction...
I haven’t had the time, or frankly the emotional fortitude to read all this anti trans toilet law bullshit. But is there something in there...