Jake and Jessica – Girl Talk
Chapter 7: Girl Talk Chapter 1 – The Annihilator (NSFW -Explicit sex) Chapter 2 – The Annihilator is Dead Chapter 3 – It Was a...
I do what I want.
Chapter 7: Girl Talk Chapter 1 – The Annihilator (NSFW -Explicit sex) Chapter 2 – The Annihilator is Dead Chapter 3 – It Was a...
I am exited to announce that, due to your amazing support for Jake and Jessica, I have been able to publish Volume 1 on Amazon....
Chapter 6 – Sweet Brothings – NSFW Chapter 1 – The Annihilator (NSFW -Explicit sex) Chapter 2 – The Annihilator is Dead Chapter 3 – It...
This is one of those posts I’ll write but not publish for six months. Because, of course, none of this actually happened and it is...
Jake and Jessica fans may want to pay special attention to this rant, although it may be of interest to any and all of you,...
Chapter 1 – Love’s Luther’s Lost Chapter 2 – Chins up Why I Stabbed that Guy “Everybody’s a critic” I told Raffi once I’d cleared...
I’m thinking the way this will work is that every time I want the hero to do something other than what they do in a...
Jake and Jessica Chapter 5 Chapter 1 – The Annihilator (NSFW -Explicit sex) Chapter 2 – The Annihilator is Dead Chapter 3 – It Was a...
So, you guys remember that Jake and Jessica poll I put up in… oh… October? Well, I completely forgot about it. Sorry. But I’m back....
Friday I promised a story where the lady protagonist is the one who fucks the entire population of the book while the male love interest...
Is there a statute of limitations on forgery?* Either way, I have something to confess: In 2003 I falsified certain documents so that I could...
You guys voted that the theme for the next Jake and Jessica story would be inspired by Ice Cube’s Today was a Good Day, and...
SUCK UP: To anybody who can help you with this project. Only think in terms of the current project. Feel free to deride, even abuse...
This morning at 2 am I was wide awake. Not only for the usual reasons, but also because I felt terrible about killing that cat...
Based on the results from last week’s totally awesome poll, you guys wanted to hear about epiphany, explicit sex and a 20-year old cat in...
April Fools. Because men don’t want to smell a flower. Men want to eat a steak. Empower yourself to make his night. I’m happy to...
“This is the beginning of the rest of my life” I thought to myself stupidly as I looked down at my wedding ring. It was...
This is a character Ben and I have been working on together for years. She’s meant to be our version of the perfect female action...
Ok, it’s been about 6 months since this happened so the chances of her finding this seem somehow closer to zero now than it did...
Young scientist loves birdsong, builds machine outside lab window that will give food when birds sing. Over the course of a lifetime, teaches birds not...
So I put the call out on twitter, asking for some blog suggestions. Here’s how it went: Marinaisgo: About to write a blog. What should...
You Know Who Paradise 555.FUCK.YOU [email protected] June 08, 2009 Sucker Queen of Being a Lame Looser 1615 Idiot Ave Apt. #Eat a Dick Suckerville, State...
I pulled this off of the freestyle thread on the Keith and the Girl forums. Just in case it gets deleted. Many are cheesy and...
So… this is about to get really lame. Stop reading if you’re tired of hearing about my stupid momma drama. I’m hoping that this won’t...
I just wanted to say that I could really do without Christmas, completely. Like, I understand that there needs to be a festival of lights,...
So I’ve been thinking about the last blog I wrote about Ben’s perfect family, and my anxiety over my lameness and overall lack of tact...
I think that I will be the kind of old person that surrounds myself with my furniture. My bedroom furniture will be huge, and I...