I Love Being Ugly
Nor should there be any reason for low-class trifling hoes, and yet here you are. I liked Tyra Sanchez because she was the perfect combination...
Month: September 2015
This Is Me Now
I have a rule that whenever I’m sick for more than 2 days with the same ailment, I simply decide that’s my new life and...
No Blog Today
A family friend passed away and there’s nothing I want to write about. Except that my boyfriend has this very interesting feature where, instead of...
Providence Health eXpress Is Actually Really Cool
I want to be clear: This is not a sponsored post. I was wrong, and I’m writing to correct it. You know nobody would ever...
Instalife Sept. 24, 2015
Tit for Tat
Ben and I like to say that if we had a family motto, it would be tit for tat. In game theory, tit for tat...
Is Anybody Else Tired of Getting Fucked With?
Republicans are threatening to shut down the government. Again. Over healthcare. Again. (Some info on the last time this happened, if you forgot.) This time,...
A Fisherman
What is School For?
Yesterday I shared some tips for those unfortunate souls who might find themselves entering into our fine public education system. Today, I’m going to talk...
Out of the Ordinary: How to Survive the American Education System
Advice for weirdos, geniuses, and everyone else who falls through the cracks. I’ve talked a little about my terrible high school experience. I was never...
The Fall of Rome: NCIS Charts the Arc of Post-9-11 Loss of Faith in the System
The first episode of NCIS aired on Sept 23, 2003 just two short years after the terrorist attacks. It’s clear in the writing that America...
Hipster on Hipster Violence
Ian Hespelt, an attendee at infamous bike activism event Critical Mass was caught on video hitting a Zipcar with his U-Lock in San Francisco, and...
Providence Health & Services: We Are Not Friends
I was not a popular child. Despite all efforts to the contrary, I find myself to be a pretty friendly adult. It’s rare I have...
Went to bed feeling cute…
Woke up with this monster eating my right nostril. All hideous mutations considered, it was a pretty great day. Like yesterday, packed from morning to...
Too Tired.
Can’t blog further. Must remember that when I quote a rate on a job I should at least glance at the fucking project before I...
Celebrity Rapist Role Call: Terry Richardson
Just your friendly neighborhood bloggist reminding you that popular fashion photographer Terry Richardson is a fucking rapist. But don’t take my word for it. Here’s...
The trouble with Tuesdays
I’ve probably already said this but Tuesday blogs are actually kind of hard to write now because I take Monday’s off. So, I spend all...
Union Yes
It’s Labor Day, so I’m just going to take this opportunity to point out the fact that the rich-poor gap in America is worse than...
Wherein Blue is Not Warm, But Sweet – Review of Blue Eyed Stranger
Blue-Eyed Stranger,Trowchester Blues Two by Alex Beecroft First off, I want to say that I am really happy to be able to read a book...
Happy Three Years, Pepper!
Three years ago today I got into some major drama with my family over Pepper. Over the course of one week, she was abandoned when...
How I Got Poop on the Dog AKA Goddamnit Portland, We Have Leash Laws for a Reason
I’m not proud of this, but my dog is dog aggressive. I know. She’s so cute, you wouldn’t think it about her. It’s my secret...
Short Post
Ben got a full time job. Full time freelancing really isn’t his style. He was really stressed out by it, which was stressing me out....
Instalife: September 1, 2015