
On Being a Mexican in Donald Trump’s America
Some people will say Mexicans are descended from kings and queens. That this is the reason we belong on this land. I disagree. The kings...
I do what I want.
Some people will say Mexicans are descended from kings and queens. That this is the reason we belong on this land. I disagree. The kings...
White friends, I love you. I also love Tina Fey. However I have issues with her hilarious cake skit, and here’s what they are: 1....
Despite being barren and having no nearby mom friends, I have still seen the paranoid delusional posts about suburban moms being afraid of mysterious foreign...
Do you realize that you are unique? Not all that bullshit about the probability of this human and that human and whichever charming neanderthals got...
Friend Josh told me that there’s a rumor going around that Latinx audiences are the reason for the massive and unprecedented success of the Fast...
Because the wolf is no longer at the gate. He closed the gate. On us. In here. With him. And you don’t seem to feel...
-Albus Dumbledore A lot of people are really excited for 2016 to be over. They think the year is the problem. I am sorry to...
So that happened. And my timelines are filled with good, smart, strong people utterly shocked that their country hates them. That in 2016 a candidate...
I feel like I’ve been inundated with images of racist, classist victories. One scroll through my timeline and I see police in riot gear hitting...
I found this on a blog post called “How Not to Be a Garbage Human” and there’s no way I’m linking to that trash. Also...
Tell people about yourself. Specifically how great you are. Fashion don’t? More like Fashion don’t give a fuck what you shitlords think. Fuck. However you...
For everybody asking why the Republican party only speaks out against Trump when he denigrates white women, I have the answer. These conservatives are only appalled...
Hey bros. Cool new thing. It’s called Trump Dildo and you should get onto it dudes. Regular Trump is boring. Also he is lame. ...
This is for all y’all Democrats because I know you love this cerebral wordy college shit. Michael Moore has said he believes only satire can...
We are too busy fighting over who is the Hitler (race-bating Trump or election-fixing Hilary). We are missing the fact that this is (hopefully) the culmination of a...
There’s a universal truth that nobody wants to look at, despite the fact that it is probably the most pervasive reality on earth. Some parents...
That’s not being “too nice” that’s people pleasing and codependency. Codependents aren’t nice out of the kindness of our broken, black little hearts. We’re nice...
I’ve been unreasonably obsessed with house buying shows lately and they’re giving me fucking heart palpitations, over how dumb they are, but also over some...
Friend Ruby found this modern bridal meditation on the true cost of perfectionism the other day and shared it with me, proto-bride. My initial reaction...
I haven’t had the time, or frankly the emotional fortitude to read all this anti trans toilet law bullshit. But is there something in there...
Most of us who have separated ourselves from the narcissistic, emotionally manipulative and abusive people in our lives have been asked some really dumb questions...
So I guess you’ve heard. Hot young lady founders of trendy up-and-coming companies have started posting their food diaries for the likes of Elle, and...
So, this ALL CAPS pro-Hillary rant has been making the rounds, and I have to say, there are some good points re: the misogyny that...
There are so many people writing about Bowie. How could you not? Like every freak since 1969, I had a David Bowie album. I had...
I want to say something about authenticity, and I’ll probably say it wrong; but I don’t have time for perfect people. Frequently, I feel like...
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There’s a tragic sort of kismit in the fact that senseless bigots go on a mass murder spree in France and a certain number of...
Why don’t we all put our phones down and look at our children. Stare at them. Look deep into their tiny child eyes and just...
I think I have to finally admit that I have been sick. Halloween wrecked me, there’s something wrong with my back, and yesterday somebody on...
Maybe it’s not my place to advise on this, being a recent transplant. I mean, I’m basically the whole reason ‘Old Portland’ is dead. Remember...
UPDATE: Apparently Kelp isn’t suing anybody over that TV show episode. But they still suck. And I did tell you that the blog might be...
JUST Source ANOTHER Source DAY Source IN Source AMERICA Source Dramatic, I know, but one does begin to wonder if this is who we are...
Nor should there be any reason for low-class trifling hoes, and yet here you are. I liked Tyra Sanchez because she was the perfect combination...
Republicans are threatening to shut down the government. Again. Over healthcare. Again. (Some info on the last time this happened, if you forgot.) This time,...
Yesterday I shared some tips for those unfortunate souls who might find themselves entering into our fine public education system. Today, I’m going to talk...
Advice for weirdos, geniuses, and everyone else who falls through the cracks. I’ve talked a little about my terrible high school experience. I was never...
Ian Hespelt, an attendee at infamous bike activism event Critical Mass was caught on video hitting a Zipcar with his U-Lock in San Francisco, and...
I was not a popular child. Despite all efforts to the contrary, I find myself to be a pretty friendly adult. It’s rare I have...
Just your friendly neighborhood bloggist reminding you that popular fashion photographer Terry Richardson is a fucking rapist. But don’t take my word for it. Here’s...
It’s Labor Day, so I’m just going to take this opportunity to point out the fact that the rich-poor gap in America is worse than...
I’ve been beating around the bush about Ben and my decision to get married. Some people have asked about “the proposal.” There wasn’t one. That’s...
“And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...
August 9 was South African Woman’s day, and this was the shit that got served to them by Bic. Because in my life as a...
In case you missed it, Black Lives Matter interrupted a Bernie Sanders rally on Saturday, and they are getting all kinds of truly racist flack...
You’ve probably seen this thing making the rounds on social media. The part that really spoke to me, the part I haven’t heard in a...
“Californian” …replace it with” Mexican.” You’ll get a pretty accurate map of racism in the whitest city in America. It’s kind of hard when you...
The whole world is made for us cis hetero trash, and what do we do? Fuck it all up by uncontrollable breeding and religious hate-speech....
That’s really all there is to say on the subject.
There’s never a justification for having sex with someone who either can not or does not consent to having sex with you. Non-consensual sex includes...