Bomb Puns
And a blank one for you to play along at home!
I do what I want.
And a blank one for you to play along at home!
In case you were wondering, “They can’t order me to stop dreaming” is a direct quote from the original 1950 Disney Cinderella cartoon.
The inspiration
The selfie in question:
Ben got a full time job. Full time freelancing really isn’t his style. He was really stressed out by it, which was stressing me out....
I forgot to eat for most of today, so now I have this splitting fucking headache. And now that I finally did eat dinner, I...
NAME: Brussel Simmons ORIGIN STORY: Good friend of Jane’s, just happy to be here. Really.
NAME: Jane Griffen ORIGIN STORY: Jane is starting to realize this isn’t a Tae Bo intensive. Fun fact: After drawing this, I realized that a...
NAME: Mad Dog McConnel ORIGIN STORY: Mad Dog started doing wetwork for the Irish mob at the tender age of 11. His special move was...
Friend Chief suggested that I attempt to name all 151 original Pokémon after I told him I only know Pikachu, Charmander and Q-Bone… who apparently...
In honor of my Patreon launch, I’ll be posting every three hours today starting at 8am PST. In case you hadn’t heard, it turns out...
Last week, Mental Floss did a story on the Milhouse from Memory book. So I thought I’d try my hand. How’d I do? If nothing...
In other news, can I just say how tired I am of books where the main character is a general shit, as well as unskilled...
I can’t actually draw. All my sketches are digital because I literally sketch over a picture of the thing I need. See.
It was over 100 degrees today, and the humidity is 60%. Why the fuck did I even move here, again? My head hasn’t stopped hurting...
The other day an older lady tried to get my attention about something while I was listening to an audiobook, so I took one earbud...
I have this problem where I don’t consider how minor changes might affect my performance. For example, it was 90 fucking degrees in Portland today,...
Welcome to July 20th. The day Southeast Portland finally, finally, ran out of fireworks.
Up for grabs. Who wants it?
In the shower this morning Ben and I imagined a lady warrior so awesome that she could squish unwanted pregnancies back into periods with the...
I did another Reddit Gets Drawn.
Here are some more drawings I did for Reddit. I got so wrapped up in unpacking that it completely slipped my mind. So, drawings.
I played Titan Fall until my heat felt like it was about to pop. So here are some feet I drew last week.
Today, I learned about RedditGetsDrawn, and I drew a fellow Redditor. You can click here to see the original request. considering that it’s been years...
While I was going through my closets trying to find shit to give to goodwill today, I ran across a journal I kept between 2005...
It’s midnight. I suddenly find myself extremely busy. I made this for Ben, but you can have it too.
We had grandma’s goodbye BBQ tonight. I was worried almost literally sick over what kind of bullshit would/could occur all fucking morning. But nothing happened....
I had one 12 oz bottle of cider. I’m a lightweight and a vagina. I’m a lightweight travel vagina. Just as well. There’s nothing to...
I’m tired, I have nothing positive to say, and I feel like this week’s already been pretty shitbuckety. Therefore, batman Also, here is a list...
This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked “I kind of want to blog about some event from...
My grandma is moving to Wisconsin in the first week of October. My emotions are kind of all over the place. On the one hand,...
Today was much better. I think I accomplished all three of my goals to the best of my ability. Except for the time I stubbed...