How to be a #NastyWoman

Tell people about yourself. Specifically how great you are. Fashion don’t? More like Fashion don’t give a fuck what you shitlords think. Fuck. However you...

How to Career

Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life, but if you manage to make something you love into work, you’ll...

You Might Be a Bully If:

You find that people are usually too sensitive for your witty observational humor The people you’re joking with aren’t actually laughing Nobody gets you People...

Stop, Drop, and Cover

As you know, I’m from Los Angeles, where earthquakes are a pretty common thing. The only time I ever had an earthquake kit was when...

Things Bad Negotiators Say

After Thursday’s How to Negotiate blog, I thought of some things I’ve heard and had said to me in negotiations that signaled I was working...

How to Negotiate

Negotiation is one of the skills in our society that we sorely need, and yet, are never taught. Young people and people from disenfranchised communities...

How to Fail

In honor of my Patreon launch, I’ll be posting every three hours today starting at 8am PST. “We’ve actually never had something good happen to...

What Should I Blog About?

So you’re suffering from writer’s block. I am here to help. And none of those shit “talk about your first kiss” topics everybody always suggests....

How to Headbutt

I’ve been watching a lot of UK Shameless, and they headbutt each other a lot in that show. But it always looks like they’re doing...

Unfuck Your Otter Box

The only Otter Box color they had for sale in the T-Mobile store when I bought my phone was black. And I have a policy...

How to Get Fucked

Everybody loves to fuck (asexuals excepted, of course). Nobody loves getting fucked. Or at least we don’t talk about it if we do. We live...

How to Calm Down

I’ve had a lot of work-related stress lately. And by lately, I mean daily for as long as I can remember. I went to my...

The Power of Lowered Standards

If you want to get laid, or have a great day, the solution is the same: lower your fucking standards. The real problem with lowered...

Riker Love

Thursday night Ben and I were sitting around trying to think of an appropriate couples costume for a party on Saturday. I was a dinosaur...

PLU on my APL

This is one of the custom blogs I do for my Facebook friends. I asked if there was anything they wanted me to blog about,...

Sex Toy Safety

This post brought to you in association with Adam & Eve Toys. Because of the taboo against talking about sex, especially masturbation and kink, a...

Social Media Training

Since I left college, I’ve been working for other people helping them with their “Web 2.0” compatibility. I have to say, I’m pretty good at...

Elements of Grandma Style

Clicking on the thumbnails will take you to the store that sells that item. If you’re interested in true grandma style, check out Advanced Style,...

The fucking funniest thing ever

STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION Mark E. Petersen Council of the 12 Apostles Be assured that you can be cured of your difficulty. Many have been,...