You Might Be a Bully If:

  • You find that people are usually too sensitive for your witty observational humor
  • The people you’re joking with aren’t actually laughing
  • Nobody gets you
  • People avoid you
  • You genuinely can’t understand why anybody wouldn’t want to be toughened up, made cooler, or taught how to display more self-confidence
  • After all, your parents probably toughen you up all the time
  • In fact, you’re not sure how to talk to people if you’re not pointing out their flaws
  • Because where would you have learned that?
  • You know, considering.

nelson from the simpsons standing at the beach with the words i like to cry at the ocean in as the subtitle
nelson cries a single tear and it drops in the water the subtitle says because only there do my tears seem small