What is School For?
Yesterday I shared some tips for those unfortunate souls who might find themselves entering into our fine public education system. Today, I’m going to talk...
I do what I want.
Yesterday I shared some tips for those unfortunate souls who might find themselves entering into our fine public education system. Today, I’m going to talk...
Advice for weirdos, geniuses, and everyone else who falls through the cracks. I’ve talked a little about my terrible high school experience. I was never...
The first episode of NCIS aired on Sept 23, 2003 just two short years after the terrorist attacks. It’s clear in the writing that America...
Ian Hespelt, an attendee at infamous bike activism event Critical Mass was caught on video hitting a Zipcar with his U-Lock in San Francisco, and...
I was not a popular child. Despite all efforts to the contrary, I find myself to be a pretty friendly adult. It’s rare I have...
Woke up with this monster eating my right nostril. All hideous mutations considered, it was a pretty great day. Like yesterday, packed from morning to...
Can’t blog further. Must remember that when I quote a rate on a job I should at least glance at the fucking project before I...
Just your friendly neighborhood bloggist reminding you that popular fashion photographer Terry Richardson is a fucking rapist. But don’t take my word for it. Here’s...
I’ve probably already said this but Tuesday blogs are actually kind of hard to write now because I take Monday’s off. So, I spend all...
It’s Labor Day, so I’m just going to take this opportunity to point out the fact that the rich-poor gap in America is worse than...
Three years ago today I got into some major drama with my family over Pepper. Over the course of one week, she was abandoned when...
I’m not proud of this, but my dog is dog aggressive. I know. She’s so cute, you wouldn’t think it about her. It’s my secret...
Ben got a full time job. Full time freelancing really isn’t his style. He was really stressed out by it, which was stressing me out....
I’ve been beating around the bush about Ben and my decision to get married. Some people have asked about “the proposal.” There wasn’t one. That’s...
No really. I’m asking. So far I have: No weird “taking cow to market” isle walking No pronouncing “man and wife” The less money given...
We left Arcata at 9am, and got home to Portland at midnight. Now it’s 1am. Look at all the pretty pictures I took.
Dad: So, Ben’s finally going to make an honest woman out of you? Me: Yeah right. If anything, I’m making an honest woman out of...
I wish I had been recording when Pepper saw grandma for the first time in two years. At first I was kind of worried because...
“And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man...
It’s always funny to me the things people do for themselves without having any concept of their value. Crafting is like that for me. Until...
Secure the ends with tape or whatever sealant you’re using to finish the basket.
Ben went out of town yesterday, but he’s back now, hooray.
Mine would be “No.” Everything else could be written, signed, or implied via body language. No is probably the most important thing you might have...
I found all these images online and tried to get as close to the original source as possible. If you want me to take your...
August 9 was South African Woman’s day, and this was the shit that got served to them by Bic. Because in my life as a...
In case you missed it, Black Lives Matter interrupted a Bernie Sanders rally on Saturday, and they are getting all kinds of truly racist flack...
We’re tired
Our new neighbor started moving shit into his house at 9:30pm tonight, and something was still freaking out my dog as late as 11. So...
I was talking to a friend on Monday night, bemoaning the sad state wherein I just started to get a handle on my overworking problem...
You find that people are usually too sensitive for your witty observational humor The people you’re joking with aren’t actually laughing Nobody gets you People...
Ben and I have just spent the morning on this, and didn’t find anybody else with exactly this issue/solution, so here’s a blog on it....
No blog. The end.
You’ve probably seen this thing making the rounds on social media. The part that really spoke to me, the part I haven’t heard in a...
I forgot to eat for most of today, so now I have this splitting fucking headache. And now that I finally did eat dinner, I...
1. You should be watching this. 2. It’s free on Netflix streaming 3. I have no idea what British people are talking about with their...
“Californian” …replace it with” Mexican.” You’ll get a pretty accurate map of racism in the whitest city in America. It’s kind of hard when you...
The whole world is made for us cis hetero trash, and what do we do? Fuck it all up by uncontrollable breeding and religious hate-speech....
Editor’s Note: I wrote this at 1 a.m. while tired and more than a little drunk from 6 perfect courses of amazing food and wine....
Trigger warnings: Talking about eating disorders, anxiety, self-hate. This stupid non-diet has me so fucked up you guys. Today was okay, but I’ve been having...
That’s really all there is to say on the subject.
We saw Ant Man on Friday, which I totally enjoyed, but I did have some issues with the character of Louis, played by Michael Peña,...
Dildecorations still going strong. Hawthorne dildecoration still present and accounted for. No sign of the notorious Clinton street dildo thieves. pic.twitter.com/cjZoFWrR5r — Marina Rose Martinez...
It seems like the world has finally caught up to what we Portlanders have known to be true for months now. Our awesome city has...
As I’m writing Wednesday’s blog, something that has become unusual for me is happening. It’s still Tuesday. When the massively shitty heat wave hit Portland...
This has been on my mind since it happened, which was about a week ago. My uncle and I were talking on the phone about...
There’s never a justification for having sex with someone who either can not or does not consent to having sex with you. Non-consensual sex includes...
You think you can smell what The Rock is cooking? Well, you fucking can not. Because The Rock wakes up at 3:50 in the ass...
I spent most of Monday organizing our shelves. So far, this is the sum total of my accomplishment. Well, this and a 50 gallon bag...
Today I was talking to my buddy Charles about the blow-back from the Supreme Court’s decision on gay marriage, and this came up. After such...
I know I get heavy with the feminism sometimes. It’s only because I’m a dried up, bitter cunt whose only joy in life is to...