What is School For?

Yesterday I shared some tips for those unfortunate souls who might find themselves entering into our fine public education system. Today, I’m going to talk...

Hipster on Hipster Violence

Ian Hespelt, an attendee at infamous bike activism event Critical Mass was caught on video hitting a Zipcar with his U-Lock in San Francisco, and...

Went to bed feeling cute…

Woke up with this monster eating my right nostril. All hideous mutations considered, it was a pretty great day. Like yesterday, packed from morning to...

Too Tired.

Can’t blog further. Must remember that when I quote a rate on a job I should at least glance at the fucking project before I...

Union Yes

It’s Labor Day, so I’m just going to take this opportunity to point out the fact that the rich-poor gap in America is worse than...

Short Post

Ben got a full time job. Full time freelancing really isn’t his style. He was really stressed out by it, which was stressing me out....

Home.

We left Arcata at 9am, and got home to Portland at midnight. Now it’s 1am. Look at all the pretty pictures I took.

Pepper and Grandma

I wish I had been recording when Pepper saw grandma for the first time in two years. At first I was kind of worried because...

You Might Be a Bully If:

You find that people are usually too sensitive for your witty observational humor The people you’re joking with aren’t actually laughing Nobody gets you People...

Head. Hurts

I forgot to eat for most of today, so now I have this splitting fucking headache. And now that I finally did eat dinner, I...

About Broadchurch…

1. You should be watching this. 2. It’s free on Netflix streaming 3. I have no idea what British people are talking about with their...

Beast Portland

Editor’s Note: I wrote this at 1 a.m. while tired and more than a little drunk from 6 perfect courses of amazing food and wine....

Dildo Update

Dildecorations still going strong. Hawthorne dildecoration still present and accounted for. No sign of the notorious Clinton street dildo thieves. pic.twitter.com/cjZoFWrR5r — Marina Rose Martinez...

Sleep Cycles

As I’m writing Wednesday’s blog, something that has become unusual for me is happening. It’s still Tuesday. When the massively shitty heat wave hit Portland...

It’s Important to Say

There’s never a justification for having sex with someone who either can not or does not consent to having sex with you. Non-consensual sex includes...

Getting Organized

I spent most of Monday organizing our shelves. So far, this is the sum total of my accomplishment. Well, this and a 50 gallon bag...

Action Fatigue

Today I was talking to my buddy Charles about the blow-back from the Supreme Court’s decision on gay marriage, and this came up. After such...