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I do what I want.
In case you missed my amazing instagram posts.
In the span of a single weekend, Ben and I have become hopelessly addicted to the show Criminal Minds. Although they just did an episode...
One year ago today (or yesterday, from where you’re sitting) we left Los Angeles for Portland, Oregon: city of opportunity, land of dreams, way better...
Today I spent nearly every hour of my non-work day making tags for my erotica section. All so that you, dear reader, can bask in...
That time we were packing and I found all my tapes from high school… From the top left corner Row 1: Tom Petty; The...
One time my therapist, not coincidentally the one I ended up firing for being crazy, told me that she didn’t understand why I made my...
Mota, the skunk of my people has recently been made legal here in my beloved home state of Oregon. And while I wholeheartedly support the...
Our trip to the accountant this year was way less bad than last year. She’s not done with me yet, so I may still get...
I started writing this just after I finished Queer and Present Danger, Kate Bornstein’s compelling, funny, fascinating and wonderful autobiography. So it’s a little bit...
Fine. I do say that I’ll always answer any blog request. Preparing yourself to visit the tax person is excruciating and I hate it. For...
Blog truncated on account of stomach ache.
In case we’re not facebook friends, here’s some stuff that happened to me today: I was interviewed on Slate I got a new tattoo I...
Yesterday’s work stopped this morning at 1am, today’s work started this morning at 8am. I ate breakfast at 11 am, and dinner at 9pm. No...
People told me that I should make up with the grandfather that beat me when I was a kid. “You’ll regret it when he’s dead.”...
I’ve been watching and loving Agent Carter like crazy. She’s an unmitigated badass. Although I do wish she had more screen time with other ladies....
Ben found this article about 15 honest questions the person you marry should be able to answer. We don’t really believe in the sanctity of...
It’s nearly one in the morning, I have work stuff to do pretty early tomorrow, so this is going to be quick. Today was Ben...
I am now 30 years old. I’m just surprised I didn’t suffer from birthday depression, although it seems like I haven’t had a proper birthday...
I am so tired of people telling other people they deserve stuff. You know what you deserve? Exactly what you have. The truth is, if...
I was talking to friend Charles today and our conversation reminded me about the nine horrible months I spent working at the public library. I...
First full work day of the new year wore us out. However, please do notice that I have formally separated the erotica reviews from the...
It’s become a tradition on the blog that I post something of an annual review at the close of the year. Here is 2012, and...
So this is going to be short. I still only feel about 78% human, despite spending the entire day in bed watching back to back...
Minority consumers have heard every lame excuse in the book for monoculture creators to make up for their constant and recurring failure to including us....
Sounds like a brand of douche sold exclusively at The 99 Cent Store. It would be pine scented. Of course. Fun fact: In the last...
I started reading this book as research for Jake and Jessica. Deliciois, tantalizing research. As you can see, I’m nearly halfway through and absolutely enjoying...
On the recommendation of friend Charles. It has been advertised as being chock full of fat, ethnnic femme goodness.
It’s after one am. I have absolutely nothing to say. I haven’t had anything to say for two weeks. I’m ass deep in this new...
Tips and tricks for keeping and caring for your whiteness-challenged loved one. An angry Mexican rant.* 1. Their culture is not “cool.” Don’t start buying...
Just had my quarterly melt-down, right on schedule. Tears and everything. For no earthly reason. Well.. except unbearable stress. — Marina Rose Martinez (@Marinaisgo) December...
Working by yourself, you frequently feel like you're vomiting your heart into a vacuum. Today was not like that. Today was good. — Marina Rose...
There were no posts on Tuesday or Wednesday because my hosting company, Lunar Pages took a huge fat dump all over my face and tits....
In my business, I do a lot of cold calling. It’s the cheapest, fastest way to get clients, but about 50% of the receptionists I...
It’s either Generator ^ First Floor by the Freelance Whales Or Lord Knows by Tupac Such complex. Much diversity. What’s yours? Leave it in the...
Him: “It’s only been a few days.” Me: “It’s been two years.” I’m so tired of my work. I take so much time and effort...
I have spent almost the entire day naked in bed mainlining Buffy. No regrets.
Jake and Jessica fans may want to pay special attention to this rant, although it may be of interest to any and all of you,...
I took a part time job to try and steady out my revenue stream pay my fucking bills. The idea is, this way I won’t...
And if I’m already having trouble sleeping, I can hear it through the wall. Basically, when insomnia hits, the alarm is there to add insult...
In the last month, I have conceived of, and partially executed the creation of two organizations other than my own personal brand. Both of them...
Hi, I’m liveblogging Halloween. You may know me from such liveblogs as Election Day 2012, Die Hard, and Night Traffic Court. 12:00 a.m. It is...
We went to a pumpkin patch today. I was completely unprepared for the amount of mud. Thankfully, I didn’t slip. But I did look and...
15 movies that stuck with me, in no particular order, part 3 11. The Doom Generation: The one that started it all, the movie that...
Sadly, I don’t have much else to contribute. I binge watched some of the new shows. Forever is like New Amsterdam, except not broody, and...
15 movies that stuck with me, in no particular order, part 2. Read part one here 6. Tank Girl: The fact that Lori Petty is...
Getting ready for Halloween on the Ghost tour. I already had some people show up in costume last week, so I feel compelled to have...
… and this is all I have to show for it. That is our cat with a hair tie on her tail. I’ve been putting...
15 movies that stuck with me, in no particular order, part 1 The Wizard of Oz: A little girl wakes up in a world she...