2 Day Headache



I have had a headache for two days, so this answer will in no way do justice to this question, which taps into a vast controversy that I am seriously not able to see the letters I’m fucking typing right now.

People should vaccinate their kids. Because smarter people than me say so, and I have never had measles.

I think.

One time I went to Mexico and came back with spots, but those went away as soon as I threw up on the boarder. [Editor’s note: I know, I’m leaving it like this because it’s hilarious now.]

Anyway, check this thing I took off the CDC website


So 5% of vaccinated children could get measles anyway.

Also, kids don’t get vaccinated until they’re 1, and some kids, like the ones with cancer and other shit can’t get vaccinated at all.

When it gets right down to it, this world is far too populated anyway, and the last thing we need is more children polluting everything and making it stupid all over the place.

Personally, I’m interested in not making more kids, but I supposed having them drop dead in droves from preventable diseases is cool too.