What Even Is Bedtime
So, 11 p.m. is literally in one minute. Oh, shit, it’s eleven. Look what I ate today.
It’s a Man’s World… As Usual
Friend Lura sent me this on Facebook the other day: Is the Oculus Rift Sexist? In the article, Microsoft researcher Dana Boyd asserts that virtual...
Twitter Looks Out for Drunks and Fools
@Teddy_Picker: Well, I just got a handy while topless and driving* down Cesar E Chavez Blvd at 1 a.m. So I’d say this is one...
Barriers to Self-Care
Since I started working for myself, I’ve noticed a really destructive pattern that occurs and reoccurs. I recognize it, which is good, but I’m making...
The #Cat is a Lie
Instagram posts that come up in the #cat search, but are definitely, totally, not pictures of cats.
This Is A Joke, Right?
I’m a fucking trendsetter. Last April Fool’s day, I brought my own tampon game to the nation with the Hungry Man flavored Tampax. But now,...
An Argument for – and a Solution to – Christian Intolerance
We’ve all seen the news stories about religious institutions firing or refusing service to those of us they consider undesirable. Unwed mothers, gays, abortionists, non-monogamists...
How to Set Samsung S-Note to Sync with Evernote on a Galaxy Note 3 (T-Mobile)
Since I have been completely unable to find this information anywhere else, here, my friends, is how to make that S-Note/Evernote magic that Samsung was...
A Man and His Alien
I did another Reddit Gets Drawn.
Something’s Sure On the Ropes: Review of “Angel On the Ropes” by Jill Shultz
Angel On the Ropes by Jill Shultz Thanks to NetGalley for the review copy. I picked this book because it was published by Broad Universe,...
So You’re Worried About the Size of Your Dick. Or Whatever.
It’s easy to compare ourselves to other people. In many contexts, it’s a good idea. How do you know you’re headed in the direction you...
Dead Enemies
Someone we all hated very much died on Wednesday. I have been extremely grateful to see the world go from thinking that Fred Phelps maybe...
Fuck. Fucking. Boxes.
A bunch of furniture arrived at our house today. So now it’s even more full of stuff than it was before. I’m running out of...
More Drawings
Here are some more drawings I did for Reddit. I got so wrapped up in unpacking that it completely slipped my mind. So, drawings.
Science Chicktion: Review of The Bone Road by Mary Holland
The Bone Road by Mary Holland Thanks to NetGalley for the review copy. This book caught my eye while I was browsing the Recently Added...
Finally, Finally, We Are All the Way Moved to Portland
We moved all our stuff from Ben’s parents’ house in Corvallis to our new house in Portland on Saturday. It’s now Sunday night, and I’m...
This is What it Feels Like When Eagles Cry: Review of Forbidden Destiny by Lia Michaels
Forbidden Destiny by Lia Michaels Thanks to NetGalley for the review copy. Can we just admire this amazing cover art for a second? So majestic....
Dancer Feet Study
I played Titan Fall until my heat felt like it was about to pop. So here are some feet I drew last week.
Adorable Small Town Boys in Love: Review of “No Such Thing” by A.M. Arthur
No Such Thing by A.M. Arthur Thanks to NetGalley for the review copy. What can I say about No Such Thing? Except that it’s sweet...
Baddness Levels: Rising
I’m sitting in a coffee shop in Corvallis. Next Saturday we finally finish our move to Portland. This is the first time I’ve been outside...
For Kris, Who is Stuck In LA
It’s important to remember, that even as we experience all the joys of the great white North, others of us are not so lucky. Our...
A Quick Run Down of Recent Events
So we’ve been in Oregon for over a week now and all I’ve been doing is writing porno reviews and talking about privilege. You could...
Thirteen Year Old Girls in Dude Suits: Review of Liz Borino’s Angel Series
Thanks to NetGalley for the review copy.
College Students of Color and Other Oxymorons I Have Been
Today I was introduced to the I Too, Am Harvard campaign. Ostensibly a marketing project for her upcoming play of the same title, Harvard sophomore...
In Defense of the M/M Romance
Can we talk about M/M romance for a second? I’ve been reviewing a lot of this type of erotica, mostly because there seems to be...
Drawing a Redditor
Today, I learned about RedditGetsDrawn, and I drew a fellow Redditor. You can click here to see the original request. considering that it’s been years...
Queer Studies Basics for Everyday Wear: Review of Static by L.A. Witt
Static by L.A. Witt Thanks to NetGalley for the review copy. This will be the second L.A. Witt book I’ve reviewed. One of the first,...
We’re Here, Hate Beer, and are Tragically Not Queer
Already adding to the diversity of the city of roses, if I do say so myself. Welcome to the first day of the rest of...
Spy Games and Bedroom Games: Dirty Deeds Review
Dirty Deeds by SE Jakes Thanks to NeGalley for the review copy. If you’ve read Jakes’ Hell or High Water series, then you’re all caught...
How to Job in the Pacific Northwest
My friend David asked that I blog about: The short answer is we came with our own jobs. It seems to be the only way...
The Wonders of Matt Burlingame
Matt AKA Spanking Bea Arthur, how do I love thee, let me count the ways. You’re fierceness is inspiring You’re kindness is also inspiring As...
Wedding Jitters?
Facebook friend Jayna asked me to write about: A topic I know nothing about. Well, sort of nothing. I mean, I’ve never gotten married, but...
Pretty Jerks with Empty Lives
Available May 14, 2014. Thanks to NetGalley for the review copy. Close your eyes. Are they closed? Liar, how are you reading this right now...
Alternative Medicine Redux
For my 12th birthday, my mom took me to a run down apartment block in the valley where a woman who pretended that spirits kept...
Cliffhanger!
Did you ever notice how wrestlers and baseball players were the dudes with the best butts? I don’t mean WWE, I mean old school wrestling....
The Variable is Love: Paradox Lost Review
Paradox Lost by Libby Drew I’d like to thank the fine folks at NetGalley for giving me this review copy. Sometimes I think I write...
Valentines is Just Another Cold Day
I know, you’re either tired of hearing about Valentines, or you’re tired of hearing about people who hate Valentines. It’s the same every year. Ben...
When I Grow Up I Want to Be Easy on the Eyes
Hulu’s been showing the same two Weight Watcher’s commercials for about a month now, and I finally listened to one of them: If you’re not...
College Poetry Journal – AKA When I Thought Words Had Meaning
While I was going through my closets trying to find shit to give to goodwill today, I ran across a journal I kept between 2005...
Instagrams I took of my pets
Did you know that on Android devices, Instagram creates a gallery that saves all your Instagrams as handy JPEGs? Look like you’re a good photographer...
Most Pleasant Gay Romance in a Zombie Outbreak Ever
In Discretion by Reesa Herberth Thank you to NetGalley for the review copy of this book, which you can purchase on the Kindle store for...
The Dream of 2000 Is Alive on Netflix
I know you guys have been gagging for it for the last 15 years. Finally your thirst is quenched. American Queer as Folk is on...
Celebrity Rapist Role Call: Bill Cosby
The boyfriend sent me a link to this Gawker article about how everybody’s favorite TV fantasy dad, Bill Cosby, is totally a serial rapist. I...
Deep and Serious Thoughts About Kid Fucker Woody Allen
Trigger warning: Frank discussions of incestuous rape, and descriptions of sexual boundary violations of a child. My friend Krista asked me this today: “I’m curious...
Phillip Seymore Hoffman and the Glory of the Young, Dead Addict
Since the announcement of his death, I’ve heard the fairly standard “so sad,” “too soon,” “such talent,” rigmarole. And now that we know he died...
Where Is the Funniest Place You’ve Vomited?
In America, when you’re on public health, and you finally manage to get a check-up appointment, you go no matter what. If you have to...
Atheist Domain Names
AntiNoSwearLeage.com – If you’re an old punk who refuses to be told whose name you can and can not take in vain. GOD DAMMIT. InDogWeTrust.com...
Beauty and the Beast on CBS Is a Critique of America
I’ve been on a Beauty and the Beast kick lately. The other week I rented Beastly, it was truly awful. I mean, in the best...
We Get It, We’re Great. Sit Down Mr. President.
So I watched about 5 minutes of the State of the Union Address, then caught the rest on Twitter. And it looks like you guys...
iFrankenstein Review – Laugh Riot
I know, I know, it’s I, Frankenstein, not iFrankenstein, but I don’t care. I like my version better. I feel like it fits the script...