Twitter Looks Out for Drunks and Fools


@Teddy_Picker: Well, I just got a handy while topless and driving* down Cesar E Chavez Blvd at 1 a.m. So I’d say this is one of my better drunk experiences. As for worst, I usually go get in bed when I’m really drunk.

One time I was in the middle of Manhattan, it was actually after a Keith and the Girl event, come to think of it, and I just thought “I’m too drunk for this” so I went back to my hotel and went to sleep.

The next morning I had to be at a work thing at 8 a.m. all the way in the financial district. I woke up at 5 completely hung over, went to the hotel gym and ran on the elliptical as fast as I could until I knew I’d be sick. I ran back to my hotel room, had a puke, took a dump, then showered, got ready and showed up fresh as a daisy and completely hangover free. It’s probably one of the more bad ass things I’ve ever done, but couldn’t tell anybody at work because that’s totally unprofessional.

@Forducks: I don’t think I’m doing this right.


*Editor’s Note: Driving in the sense that Ben, who was completely sober, was driving.