AntiNoSwearLeage.com – If you’re an old punk who refuses to be told whose name you can and can not take in vain. GOD DAMMIT.
InDogWeTrust.com – Atheist’s best friend.
OddGodOut.com – Queer and/or quirky
FriendsoftheScienceLab.com – If you want that charity bookstore vibe
BelieveInGood.com – Sending a positive message
HellIsforChildren.com – If you’re still mad about father touchey and/or a Pat Benatar fan.
FuckYeahAtheism.com – If you’re just gonna link a Tumblr anyway.
ColdDayInHell.com – If you were a poet in high school.
FreetoJerkit.com – Masturbation activism .
OralMajority.com – Sex positive/lesbian news center.
JesusIsKing.com – This only works if your name is Jesus. Otherwise, totally pro-God.
BaconIsEternal.com – For our ex-Muslim and Semitic friends.
KnowThatIAmCod.com – Fish.
AnglesAreReal.com – For geometry nuts and anybody whose mom had that stupid fucking “ANGELS ARE REAL” bumper sticker in the 90s.
MonkeyUncle.com – Evolution, duh.
IncontinentDesign.com – Again, evolution.
ChallahAkbar.com – For the ex-Muslim bread enthusiast.
John420.com – For stoners named John. Or people who only smoke on the toilet.
OriginalGin.com – You may be a recovering Catholic, but you’ll never be a recovering alcoholic. Or at least that’s what you say now.
HeHasResin.com – If you’re passionate about epoxy.
GodIsGlove.com – Condom enthusiasts.
AlmightyTodd.com – If you’re name is Todd.
ASalamiAlaikum.com – Charcuterie