You Can’t Schick With Us


It’s not nearly as dramatic as it sounds. Somebody saw a dude pulling the pickle in his car, it turns out it was the CEO of a nearby hospital. Police arrested him and now he’s in jail.

This is why it’s important to tint your windows, people. Also, to avoid doing sexy car stuff at 9:30 in the morning when random weirdos can just look into your car.

Unless you’re into the whole 9:30 a.m. parking lot peeper kind of scene. In which case, it’s important to find a consenting voyeur so you’re not just pig poking randos in the Bi-Mart parking lot.