Why the Fuck Can’t You Get Embed Codes on YouTube Mobile?

I tried to embed this video “I’m A Guy”: http://youtu.be/lX3yYkkEulY because it has Keith and the Girl people in it, and I love them, even though I haven’t heard the show lately because I am a wreck and I can’t concentrate on anything but work for more than an hour every day.

I’m too fucking tired for anything.

Does YouTube not realize that I am a social media professional?* I even tried to navigate to regular YouTube on my browser and I couldn’t do it.

Whatever. YouTube. Eat dicks.

*I’m being facetious. The italics are meant to represent facetiousness.