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My new phone, the awesome Samsung Galaxy Note has a stylus pen, and a note program that lets you easily screen-cap things and then draw on them. So I’ve been doing a little bit of that.

Can you tell I have nothing to write about? I think I blew my writing load on that Gaymer vs. Gaymer piece I wrote on Tuesday. Although I guess this whole week has been pretty text light. What can I say, last week’s family drama completely wore me out. Other than a short, confusing and annoying phone call from GBF where he went from trying to give Pepper back to us because Grandma an him were breaking up (again) to saying he’ll keep her for awhile longer because he doesn’t actually know what’s going on to crying at me that I must hate him, and that I shouldn’t because he’s a nice guy. Don’t piss on my dick and tell me it’s slobber.

GIVE ME THE DOG OR DON’T GIVE ME THE DOG, I AM NOT YOUR FUCKING THERAPIST!

So I guess we may get Pepper back after all. But then again maybe not.

If you ever find yourself hating me a little bit and wondering why I’m such a bitch, it’s these people who taught me how to relate to the rest of humanity. I’d say, given that basis, I’m doing pretty alright.