Tired Fat Girl Loves Portland, Blue Walls

I know, you guys never watch my videos. My last video has 4 views, and three of them are mine. I feel like I’m cheating just making one, but I couldn’t finish a single post. Believe me, I tried. I’m just too tired.

Also, fun fact, this piece of shit was recorded with the phone facing the wrong way, and it took an entire hour to upload, so I probably could have at least written a couple hundred words in that time, but it spent a full half hour stuck at 87%. Happy fucking 1 am nobody. Because that’s who’s awake right now: nobody. I have shit to do tomorrow. This is poop.

This cat gif will express my rage.