So I am at Ben’s, and all the living shit up here in Oregon is killing my allergies, plus I got some mysterious migraine yesterday and the night before that caused me to vomit, and I am also on my period, so no sex for us.
If we had just stayed in L.A., the smog would have killed the allergens, and an avenging Angel of Southern California would have shortened my period to one day for staying so loyal and not leaving when I could have. The migraine was probably caused by all the oxygen in the air up here. Why in the world would anyone want to live near a temperate rain forest any fucking way? Some people are just weird